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  1. 04-13-2007, 04:14 AM #1
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    Man in unfortunate saw-mill penis incident
    Thursday, March 29, 2007
    A man has been taken to hospital in Australia after his penis and groin got caught in the machinery at a saw mill.

    The Adelaide Advertiser reports that the accident is not thought to have had life-threatening consequences, but that there was a degree of uncontrollable bleeding involved.

    The thirty-year-old man was taken to the Royal Adelaide Hospital.

    A spokesman for Parafield Gardens Saw Mill said: 'He got caught in the log moving mechanism on one of the saws.'

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  3. 04-13-2007, 08:29 AM Lounge   -   #2
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  5. 04-13-2007, 07:52 PM Lounge   -   #3
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    I wonder what he was trying to do with the machines...
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  7. 04-13-2007, 07:55 PM Lounge   -   #4
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    I once saw a long haired dude get his hair caught in a drill, it ripped off a bit off his scalp.

    I am amazed i have survived without damage so far.
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  9. 04-14-2007, 01:26 PM Lounge   -   #5
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  11. 04-14-2007, 01:32 PM Lounge   -   #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adster View Post
    The Adelaide Advertiser reports that the accident is not thought to have had life-threatening consequences, but that there was a degree of uncontrollable bleeding involved.
    Isn't "uncontrollable bleeding" inherently life-threatening?
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  13. 04-15-2007, 01:23 AM Lounge   -   #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seedler View Post
    I wonder what he was trying to do with the machines...
    I'm sure he just stood too close and his bulge got chopped
    ..at least that's what I want to think.. eww!
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  15. 04-15-2007, 08:02 AM Lounge   -   #8
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    If this happens a few more times, they will have to come up with a sympathy card for the occasion
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