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    Quote Originally Posted by Skiz View Post
    The thought of stuffy buses and Disney lines makes me shutter... Do yourself a monster favor. All those crowds are going to drain you. You'll go home needing another vacation to recover. Save your last few days for the beach and relax some before heading home. Head to southeast Florida about 3 hrs away and enjoy some absolutely epic bikini bods and beautiful water. Ft Lauderdale is nice. Then fly out of Miami.
    One of the worst days of my life was spent standing in line in withering heat at some Amusement Park. On the other hand, some of the better days of my life were spent at the beach so I couldn't agree more with that suggestion.
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    I suspect that the area would be better without the tourists and Floridians. Never been there, which is a plan I intend to keep.
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    I resemble that remark!

    (It's just a disguise though.)

    @Idol: ...last time I was at a beach led to my first stroke 45 minutes later. Haven't been back since. (Adding My 2-cents in $USD)
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    I don't think you can claim cause and effect on that. Also watch Justified, Mulder.
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    Perhaps not... but why tempt fate.

    (The Gulf water was warm for an April, but the sun (I baked!), was a lot warmer.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stehle View Post
    I resemble that remark!

    (It's just a disguise though.)
    I know you are from Florida, my friend. We'll put you in the 'outlier' category.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    I put you more in the inclosetier category.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    I put you more in the inclosetier category.
    Funny... I just left the closet... WAIT! You meant "Water Closet" right?

    @Mulder: BTW... You probably might want to skip the rides at Daytona Beach if you go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stehle View Post
    Perhaps not... but why tempt fate.

    (The Gulf water was warm for an April, but the sun (I baked!), was a lot warmer.)
    Unlike yourself, Stehle I use science and reason to determine causation. As I'm assuming that you're a light-skinned Caucasian ie you have the cawk of Asian , then logic dictates that your struggle with the sun is God's retribution for your melanin deficient ancestors being slave owners.

    Science, my friend, not your Floridian swamp superstition.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Stehle View Post
    Perhaps not... but why tempt fate.
    As I'm assuming that you're a light-skinned Caucasian ie you have the cawk of Asian , then logic dictates that your struggle with the sun is God's retribution for your melanin deficient ancestors being slave owners.
    Naww... Trinidadian, (darker skinned) & Eastern European ....and we take the sun well. From a long line of farmers.

    (Pirates too... so I guess that blows the science & reason shite out the ass.)
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