Brilliant Commentary.

[Sextent]

Just heard on radio.

Murdo McLeod - "They've been really weak at the back, that's their Achilles Tendon for me."

[chalice]

That hit me right in the humerus.

[Something Else]

Which team was he referring to?

[Sextent]

T'Hoops

It is our Achilles Tendon to be fair.

[Something Else]

My mate told me the other day that he'd invented the 'panick-'.
He lives in a house with a friend's family. He calls the landlady to come upstairs and then furiously tries to knock one out before she arrives.

[Sextent]

:earl:

When you say "My mate" I think we can all agree you mean "I".

[Something Else]

Unfortunately I live with teh wifey in a small flat thus making the game impossibly difficult.

[chalice]

He's not your mate.

He's God,

Here's testing the fuck out of you.

Stab him in the eyeballs.

Obviously.

[Sextent]

Unfortunately I live with teh wifey in a small flat thus making the game impossibly difficult.

So you don't in fact work from a shed type structure in your garden.

[Proper Bo]

My mate told me the other day that he'd invented the 'panick-'.
He lives in a house with a friend's family. He calls the landlady to come upstairs and then furiously tries to knock one out before she arrives.

That's been in the profanisaurus for years, 'cept it's called a "danger wank" and you call yer ma up the stairs as you get to the vinegar strokes.