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  1. 04-12-2008, 03:51 PM #1
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    My OH woke up this morning feeling terrible. He's so bad that he's been in bed all day, raising his head weakly only for lemsips, sexual favours, whisky honey and lemon hot toddies, Fighting Talk on 5 Live and Football Focus. Sadly he has been far too sick to do the washing up and laundry.

    Anyone got any idea what this mystery illness might be?
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  3. 04-12-2008, 03:54 PM Lounge   -   #2
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    Let me be the first to suggest the bad aids.

    It's a race and I reckon Benjamin is gonna win. He has more fingers than me, the cunt.

    Edit: Nope. Yay for me!!!!
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    There is an absolute bitch of a flu bug going about.


    It could be that or he fancied a day in bed being waited on hand and toe.
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    I thought they were bed sores, the lazy, inert duvet pupa .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    There is an absolute bitch of a flu bug going about.


    It could be that or he fancied a day in bed being waited on hand and toe.
    Probably a bit of both.

    I probably didn't help myself by furnishing him with a summoning bell .
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    Does OH stand for original husband or something else?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rossco View Post
    Does OH stand for original husband or something else?
    that is close enough
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    Sorry.....Other Half.
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    A bell?

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