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    That somewhat lessens the chances of lucking out and him turning out to be a cannibal also.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon View Post
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    The next person who posts better fucking be whimsical or else I'm going to hire a remorseless, preferably German hitman off of the dark web to track you down and kill you.
    There are no German hitmen anymore. Those jobs were outsourced to India.
    I've tried to watch enough East Indian movies to know that they would take an impromptu dancing break before the assassination, giving the target more than enough time to escape.
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    they would take an impromptu dancing break
    They again, isn't that how you solve all of life's problems?
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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    India: TikTok before there was a TikTok.
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    Quote Originally Posted by anon View Post
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    they would take an impromptu dancing break
    They again, isn't that how you solve all of life's problems?
    My dance moves are one of the problems.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    India: TikTok before there was a TikTok.
    That would be Vine, but it failed because it didn't have the power of Chinese spyware.



    Well done, Xi. You know what people want.
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    My dance moves are one of the problems.
    You'll have to work on that one step at a time.
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon View Post

    That would be Vine, but it failed because it didn't have the power of Chinese spyware.
    The way I figure it, my private data is probably safer in the hands of a hostile foreign power than with Mark Zuckerberg anyway.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Ah, Zuckerberg. He's as Canadian as apple pie.
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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    If the website is called Only Fans, you think they sell fans. I've been searching that site for five hours for a portable air con unit.

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