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  1. 01-01-2021, 10:41 AM #5011
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    I won.
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  3. 01-01-2021, 03:49 PM Lounge   -   #5012
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmz View Post
    I won.
    I bet yer mom never said that
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmz View Post
    I won.
    Hmm... yer dad may of said it... as he slipped out the back door never to be seen again...
    Last edited by Stehle; 01-01-2021 at 04:22 PM. Reason: Happy New Year 2021!
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  7. 01-01-2021, 06:14 PM Lounge   -   #5014
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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by jmz View Post
    I won.
    I bet yer mom never said that
    Let me tell you a secret , Meg if you promise not to blab it to the rest of the internet.

    In life, my Mum was a very unassuming but conservative woman and before she died, God rest her soul, she only made me promise two things. One, that I wouldn't bury her body in the backyard like a dog just so that I could pretend she wasn't dead and I could then go on collecting her pension and two that if anything bad ever happened and even the slightest possibility existed of someone believing my lies then I should blame it all on Obama.
    Now I wasn't able to keep that first promise I made to Mom so I hope no one ever suggests I break the second.

    This thread is all Obama's fault.
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    Anon, Meg is trying to tell me the reason that you speak such perfect English is because the cartel needed someone to translate when they torture DEA agents. Is this true?
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  11. 01-05-2021, 09:04 PM Lounge   -   #5016
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    Happy New Year to all hereabout...
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

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  13. 01-06-2021, 12:01 AM Lounge   -   #5017
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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    Happy New Year to all hereabout...
    Same to you and your family buddy, a Healthy and Happy New Year
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  15. 01-06-2021, 02:34 AM Lounge   -   #5018
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Anon, Meg is trying to tell me the reason that you speak such perfect English is because the cartel needed someone to translate when they torture DEA agents. Is this true?
    DEA Agent: "Okay, okay, our funding comes from a dummy account on bank A, number 123456!"
    Me: "He said 'fuck you beaner, you wouldn't dare to shoot me'."
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."
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  17. 01-06-2021, 01:34 PM Lounge   -   #5019
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    I've seen enough clips on YouTube of the series Narcos to believe that's what actually happened.
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  19. 01-07-2021, 01:33 AM Lounge   -   #5020
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    Didn't know our daily news are also posted on YouTube
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."
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