I lost my virginity today!!!!!

[shaina]

I'm currently a transient.

Explains your penchant for kimonos at least.

[mjmacky]

And I do assume you have a bank account still?? Such a thing as direct deposit?
You being in travel mode, having a mailing address could be some what difficult, or even a postal box....

Are you keeping a journal of your experience??

Naturally I have a bank account, but there are now spiders living in it. So, they aren't doing direct deposit, and that was the whole premise of my joke.

Journal is in my head. If I wanted to thoroughly detail my experiences, I'd write a book and sell that shit.

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[mjmacky]

They closed out my invoices from March through May, and they needed to mail me a check

?

I bill by hour, invoiced each month, and then they pay me. Their method of payment is by check. Have you ever even 90s'd dude?

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[mjmacky]

I'm currently a transient.

Explains your penchant for kimonos at least.

I'm not lying, but I mostly wear one of four pairs of Thai fisherman shorts/pants. They are there best things that have ever been near my penis.

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[IdolEyes787]

It's a gateway short.

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[shaina]

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[shaina]

Naturally I have a bank account, but there are now spiders living in it. So, they aren't doing direct deposit, and that was the whole premise of my joke.
Journal is in my head. If I wanted to thoroughly detail my experiences, I'd write a book and sell that shit.
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I figured you had a bank account Macky, just strange today's world they won't do direct deposit for you

And with your experiences, it may be a best seller LOL!!!

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PS. You do consulting work for a company and you bill them for your work, not hard to understand

[mjmacky]

It's a gateway short.

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I now have to uncheck the box manually every time I post to avoid a signature tag. Why is everything so obnoxious?

[IdolEyes787]

Why is everything so obnoxious?

I have this theory that it's because when the time comes for you to die you won't mind it as much.

[mjmacky]

Why is everything so obnoxious?

I have this theory that it's because when the time comes for you to die you won't mind it as much.

That's true for all. Anyone that has died and stayed dead has never complained about their death or anything really.