Attention seeking whore

[brotherdoobie]

'It's not the place's fault.
Mainly cos my idea of a holiday is sitting in a pub and getting sloshed to the max all week, eating loads of weird foods and trying to find whoever is selling ganja.

Home sweet home, eh?

-bd

[Biggles]

Red Leb, now that takes me back. Right back.

Haven't seen any of that in yonks and yonks, like.

I wants it. I wants it right nows.

That and Afghan Black were my favourites but I suspect I am showing my age a tad

[brotherdoobie]

Red Leb, now that takes me back. Right back.

Haven't seen any of that in yonks and yonks, like.

I wants it. I wants it right nows.

That and Afghan Black were my favourites but I suspect I am showing my age a tad

I wish Glen was still in the Navy, I shirley do.

bd

[chalice]

She took approximately 715 photographs while we were in New York.

I took one. Here it is.

[chalice]

It was a Sea Food Platter I got in Manhattan.

It was fucking gorgeous.

[Biggles]

It was a Sea Food Platter I got in Manhattan.

It was fucking gorgeous.

A substantial helping if I may say.

[chalice]

Brought half of it back to the hotel room in a doggie bag, left it in the bathroom and promptly feel asleep. Woke up the next morning to the smell of Cornwall with AIDS.

God help the maid. No doubt she was confused and earning her wages that day.

[CrabGirl]

I want that. Right now. Sooo badly.

Can't you compromise and spend the mornings doing stuff then relax in the afternoon? Or do things separately? Or just get her so pissed at night that she doesn't want to do anything the next day except sit?

[Squeamous]

'It's not the place's fault.
Something, like nothing, happens anywhere'- Philip Larkin.

I suppose I'm deflecting, like.

I'm just dreading the thought of going on holiday with the missus. When we go away together, we fight constantly. Mainly cos my idea of a holiday is sitting in a pub and getting sloshed to the max all week, eating loads of weird foods and trying to find whoever is selling ganja.

Her idea of a holiday is looking at nice buildings and walking her legs into stumps. She reckons I'm a philistine but she's wrong diddly wong tong.

I've never even been to Philistia.

I usually deposit my OH in the Man Creche (pub/cafe/bar) for a few hours while I do the sightseeing stuff. He's very good, he doesn't go anywhere else and he's always where I left him when I go to pick him up. I don't have to use a lead or anything.

[brotherdoobie]

'It's not the place's fault.
Something, like nothing, happens anywhere'- Philip Larkin.

I suppose I'm deflecting, like.

I'm just dreading the thought of going on holiday with the missus. When we go away together, we fight constantly. Mainly cos my idea of a holiday is sitting in a pub and getting sloshed to the max all week, eating loads of weird foods and trying to find whoever is selling ganja.

Her idea of a holiday is looking at nice buildings and walking her legs into stumps. She reckons I'm a philistine but she's wrong diddly wong tong.

I've never even been to Philistia.

I usually deposit my OH in the Man Creche (pub/cafe/bar) for a few hours while I do the sightseeing stuff. He's very good, he doesn't go anywhere else and he's always where I left him when I go to pick him up. I don't have to use a lead or anything.

Does he do any tricks?


-bd