Last one to post wins the internets

[Mr. Mulder]

It's the circle of life, like that Elton John film with those animals in it, Die Hard?

I've got tomorrow booked off work FTW. It's been a horrific two weeks, been working weekends too. The misses is going to be at work all day which makes it even more filthy. Got Watch Dawgs 2 downloaded and installed on the secksbawcks, a selection of harmful energy drinks in the fridge - conditions are perfect

[IdolEyes787]

Tried playing Watch Dogs 2. The hacking mechanics are so tedious I figured if I would be doing this every mission I'd rather be playing something else.
It's like they expanded on the worst part of GTA 5 and made a game around it.

To be entirely fair though, I ditched it after 20 minutes so it might have turned into the best game ever after that.
As didn't pay for it, it's easier for me to make these sort of arbitrary decisions.

[Mr. Mulder]

I spent twenty of the Queens sterling on it, maybe if I just close my eyes for the first 20 minutes?

All I've been playing these days is titanfall 2, multiplayer h'of course. I've unlocked a fabulous pink camo for my titan so should a Gay pride parade make its way through a map I'll then have the element of surprise. I've also perfected the art of ejecting and spraying a devastating hot load at my assailant

[Mr. Mulder]

Hoi Idol, I've been going to the gym a few mornings a week and doing treadmill stuffs. About an hour afterwards my cawk hurts. No joke, it actually hurts for reals. Is there a reason? It usually stops hurting a couple hours after

[IdolEyes787]

Being serious and going on the extremely limited information you gave me, if it's your penis it could be from chafing.Try a different pair of shorts maybe and see if the same thing happens.

[mjmacky]

Hoi Idol, I've been going to the gym a few mornings a week and doing treadmill stuffs. About an hour afterwards my cawk hurts. No joke, it actually hurts for reals. Is there a reason? It usually stops hurting a couple hours after

This used to happen to me too. The pain stopped once I made an effort to stop stepping on it.

[Something Else]

Hoi Idol, I've been going to the gym a few mornings a week and doing treadmill stuffs. About an hour afterwards my cawk hurts. No joke, it actually hurts for reals. Is there a reason? It usually stops hurting a couple hours after

Unfit for service. Sorry to hear that. Mrs.Milder needs to make some kind of exorcise regime, Shirley.

[IdolEyes787]

Hoi Idol, I've been going to the gym a few mornings a week and doing treadmill stuffs. About an hour afterwards my cawk hurts. No joke, it actually hurts for reals. Is there a reason? It usually stops hurting a couple hours after

This used to happen to me too. The pain stopped once I made an effort to stop stepping on it.

Amazingly until this moment, I never realized that you were a thalidomide baby.

[Skiz]

wtf is this defererer bullshit every time I click a link?

[Skiz]

Hoi Idol, I've been going to the gym a few mornings a week and doing treadmill stuffs. About an hour afterwards my cawk hurts. No joke, it actually hurts for reals. Is there a reason? It usually stops hurting a couple hours after

"hurts"?