Last one to post wins the internets

[Mr. Mulder]

The big telly caused more upset last night in my front room is where my PC also lives. I had to do some work last night, proper boring stuffs that involved typing in all kinds of letters and numbers that had to be correct. The misses had Casualty on at a deafening sound. Told her to turn it down or do something else. She turns it down then starts talking to her self so I said Hoi! Stfu!! Then she went mental and said "I was talking to my self not you!"

Its not like I can just drag my PC into the next room (where another also big telly lives!) Stupid wimins

Two big tellies, you posh merchant banking bar-steward. You'll be adopting endangered childrens like Madonna did next. Or Woody Allen

One of them is a real life stollen item that a meight "gave me" for a tenner which is why I don't have a remote for it. True story

[JPaul]

Could he not steal a remote for it as well.

Shell fish bar steward.

[Mr. Mulder]

I looked on eBay for a remote for it, 20 squids! The telly didn't even cost that much! Its how they get ewe

[mjmacky]

With all of mulder's home furnishing issues, I think it's destiny that I spotted this. Do you need me to help you acquire this, mulder?

[manker]

The only O'Brien I know is the transporter operator. Tried to google but it thought your quote emanated from an Irish feminist, which clearly isn't true ...
Or is it

Geez, like read a book or something.


https://www.google.ca/search?q=O%E2%...o%27brien+1984

Also the transport operator is clearly Jason Statham so that's just stupid.

That book is awful. 1984 was nothing like that, totally impossible to suspend disbelief.

I don't remember that particular year very well other than there was a pop man who brought pop to our street but my parents always said that council pop was just as nice, so quit whining.
It was the same kind of story with the ice-cream man, they brooked no truck with him. The milk man is another story altogether but I think I've documented that.
Despite what adster might believe, parents are wankers when you're a we'an.

[Mr. Mulder]

With all of mulder's home furnishing issues, I think it's destiny that I spotted this. Do you need me to help you acquire this, mulder?

Free black cum you say? I'm listening...

[manker]

Works do today, innit.
I'm all dressed up in a santa hoodie and sparkly xmas hat. The rest of my apparel is decidedly non-festive, although I may get baubles braided into my beard later if time allows.

[Mr. Mulder]

Its ours tonight, I'm not going because I hate them all

[manker]

Its ours tonight, I'm not going because I hate them all

What about the hawt new burds, surely you can't hate them.
I'd be happy if some of them didn't turn up to mine (not the rly hawt one obv), paying for people to get spangled for 12 hours isn't as much fun as it sounds

[Mr. Mulder]

Its ours tonight, I'm not going because I hate them all

What about the hawt new burds, surely you can't hate them.
I'd be happy if some of them didn't turn up to mine (not the rly hawt one obv), paying for people to get spangled for 12 hours isn't as much fun as it sounds

Putting a tenner behind the bar at 'Spoons is overly generous IMO, I hope you told them to be in for 9 Saturday