Originally Posted by manker
I didn't watch Seinfeld too much, it was too Jewish for me
Just kidding, actually lived/experience quite a few jokes in that series
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I didn't watch Seinfeld too much, it was too Jewish for me
Just kidding, actually lived/experience quite a few jokes in that series
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Just a touch of Amish..Rebecca
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She is Dirty Hot
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Wait...people find Skylar attractive? She has the biggest case of resting bitch face that I can think of.
yo
RASPBERRY RIPPLE
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No one with taste, apparently.
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Do you fill in VAT returns with those fingers.Nice tits for an old burd. I definitely /would.His wife is a handsome woman
Although I don't think she fits into your Skyler White category of burds you'd knob even though they look as if they might have had a cock at some point in their life.
pepper your angus
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She can rest her angry fanny on my face
/About to watch this weeks walking dead, to be fair I could have skipped the last 3 episodes and still know what's happening
Planet Earth 2 is the best. I didn't even know there was another earth, with the same animals as us would you believe.
Last edited by Mr. Mulder; 11-28-2016 at 09:51 PM.
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Nah dude. I finger VAT returns vicariously using a hawt burd conduit.Do you fill in VAT returns with those fingers.
My own filthy digits are kept loose to defile pristine income tax reports of various ilks.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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After reading that I'm thinking that if a book entitled "Love Poems for Accountants" exists, it must be heady stuff indeed.
"How do I love thee? Let me count your T4as."
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I can set your mind at rest, there.
Accountants don't have any poets within their midst. We're too robust and manly a species for that kind of guff.
The only known verse with an accountant as its subject was written by a fey Plymouthian poet.
I personally visited said poet, drank 12 beers with him and his misssus, and then beat him at arm wrestling. He hasn't written any since
True Story.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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