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  1. 11-20-2006, 03:18 AM #1
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    Hey do you think he stood on a chair for his wedding pic's ?

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...462035,00.html

    Don't know why this is so funny but ?

    During the vows the minister asked Holmes: “Do you take his fortune at its prime and ebb and seek with him best fortune for us all? Do you?” The bride replied: “I do.” The minister said: “Good then, I am sure you will and surer yet that you’ll fare well and staunchly as a wife.” To Cruise, he said: “And when she’s older do you keep her still? Do you?” He replied: “I do.”
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  3. 11-20-2006, 03:32 AM Lounge   -   #2
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    Ah crap I spelt Cruise wrong story of my life tho . Is that what Scientology is, respect no one but thy self ? Marriage as we all know is a sharing of love to the end , a partnership that is all consuming ? Or did I get married for the wrong reason ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by peat moss View Post
    Ah crap I spelt Cruise wrong story of my life tho . Is that what Scientology is, respect no one but thy self ? Marriage as we all know is a sharing of love to the end , a partnership that is all consuming ? Or did I get married for the wrong reason ?
    Butt sex is a valid reason,for most.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by peat moss View Post
    Ah crap I spelt Cruise wrong story of my life tho . Is that what Scientology is, respect no one but thy self ? Marriage as we all know is a sharing of love to the end , a partnership that is all consuming ? Or did I get married for the wrong reason ?
    Butt sex is a valid reason,for most.

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    Who you or Tom ? JK tho I stood on a book for my wedding pics too .

    The wife and I still giggle about it , I said good enough for bigg ears I'm ok with it .
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    Quote Originally Posted by peat moss View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post

    Butt sex is a valid reason,for most.

    Peace bd

    Who you or Tom ? JK tho I stood on a book for my wedding pics too .

    The wife and I still giggle about it , I said good enough for bigg ears I'm ok with it .
    Neither...your wife. That is the reason you married her...right?
    (rhetorical question)

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    lol, he looks so serious in the pic
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    Scientologists don't have souls. Fact.
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    Quote Originally Posted by peat moss View Post
    Hey do you think he stood on a chair for his wedding pic's ?

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...462035,00.html
    I have it on good authority it's the same chair used for the Kidman affair, but with a few inches sawed off 'cuz Kate is shorter.

    Kidman would hunt geese with a rake, while little Tom watched in awe.

    Little-known fact:

    He married her, not because he liked burds, but because he loved fowl.

    Truth.
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    that chic is ugly. she looks like a fish with her eyes on teh side of her head.
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