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    I just got told im getting about £2400 bonus from work in next months pay check. what should i do with all my filthy lucra.

    my ideas so far

    1)piss up ending with hiring of kosovan/polska/romanian brass for £20 a piece and have a multinational foursome.
    2)tarting up my car (or at least making it legal)
    3)new porn machine with bigger hdd.
    4)save a few hundread just incase chelsea get to the champions league final for lads weekend out in anthens.
    5)chelsea season ticket.

    what have i missed or how would you spend said amount?

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    Travel?

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    i'd hire a hitman to kill you.
    there's two things in this life i hate; 1. Cultural discrimination and 2. Gypsies

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4play View Post
    I just got told im getting about £2400 bonus from work in next months pay check. what should i do with all my filthy lucra.

    my ideas so far

    1)piss up ending with hiring of kosovan/polska/romanian brass for £20 a piece and have a multinational foursome.
    2)tarting up my car (or at least making it legal)
    3)new porn machine with bigger hdd.
    4)save a few hundread just incase chelsea get to the champions league final for lads weekend out in anthens.
    5)chelsea season ticket.

    what have i missed or how would you spend said amount?
    Quality - congrats on the bonus.

    You can actually afford to be a proper glory boy now and get that Chelski season ticket
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    You can actually afford to be a proper glory boy now and get that Chelski season ticket
    This coming from a welsh manchester united fan

    shame there is a three year waiting list hopefully one of my uncles mates doesnt want theirs next season so i can buy it instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4play View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    You can actually afford to be a proper glory boy now and get that Chelski season ticket
    This coming from a welsh manchester united fan
    Indeed




    It's a shame about the season ticket waiting list - but it's prolly cos of the lack of seats at your quaint little ground.
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    Tell me about it, The hotel was the worst idea ever. The shed needs to be knocked down and rebuilt with loads more seats.

    problem is the property around their is the most expensive in the country by far so moving to another local site is a no no.

    edit: £5.4 million for a decent size house, could buy a whole street in manchester for that or some form of castle in scotsland.
    Last edited by 4play; 03-08-2007 at 12:09 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4play View Post
    Tell me about it, The hotel was the worst idea ever. The shed needs to be knocked down and rebuilt with loads more seats.

    problem is the property around their is the most expensive in the country by far so moving to another local site is a no no.

    edit: £5.4 million for a decent size house, could buy a whole street in manchester for that or some form of castle in scotsland.
    It could be that they're not redeveloping the Shed End and the other stands because they don't want to be left with a white elephant.

    I mean, playing to a half empty stadium when Abramovich leaves and you have to sell off the decent squad members would be soul-destroying for the players that Man U, Real and Barca don't want.

    Maybe I'm too cynical
    Last edited by manker; 03-08-2007 at 12:14 PM.
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    Suggestions:

    Repair your credit if it needs it.
    Invest in the stock market while everything is low right now(might not work).
    Take a vacation.
    Buy a nice video camera to record the football games?
    Better porn machine, probably a good investment because they don't have alot of moving parts like a car engine, the resale value could be reliable.

    oh, and congrats
    i'm getting liek 1600 american from my taxes, in about a week or so.


    sending fiery missiles in manker's japan's general direction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 4play View Post
    Tell me about it, The hotel was the worst idea ever. The shed needs to be knocked down and rebuilt with loads more seats.

    problem is the property around their is the most expensive in the country by far so moving to another local site is a no no.

    edit: £5.4 million for a decent size house, could buy a whole street in manchester for that or some form of castle in scotsland.
    It could be that they're not redeveloping the Shed End and the other stands because they don't want to be left with a white elephant.

    I mean, playing to a half empty stadium when Abramovich leaves and you have to sell off the decent squad members would be soul-destroying for the players that Man U, Real and Barca don't want.

    Maybe I'm too cynical
    Its funny how many actual chelsea fans want to see us win everything this season and would like to see us get relegated next season just to get rid of the swarm of "the prawn sandwich brigade" that seems to have decended on stamford bridge these days.

    they think we will start breaking even soon even with our small ground so im not too worried if Abramovich leaves in the next few seasons. just means they wont play the kalinka anymore.

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