Your Ad Here Your Ad Here
Results 1 to 8 of 8

Thread: A funnie one

  1. #1
    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    In a State Of Confusion
    Posts
    3,506
    A young Southern boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 way through first semester, he has foolishly squandered what money his parents had given him for school.

    Then he gets an idea. He calls his Redneck father. "Dad," he says. " You won't believe the wonders that modern education are coming up with! "

    "Why, they actually have a program here that will teach Fido how to talk!" "That's absolutely amazing!" his father says. "How do I get him in that program?"

    "Just send him down here with $1000," the boy says, "I'll get him into the course." So, his father sends the dog and the $1000.

    About 2/3 way through the semester, the money runs out. The boy calls his father again.

    "So how's Fido doing, son?" his father asks. "Awesome, dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this - they've had such good results with this program, that they've implemented a new one to teach the animals how to READ!"

    "READ?" says his father, "No kidding! What do I have to do to get him in that program?"

    "Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class. "His father sends the money. The boy has a problem.

    At the end of the year, his father will find out that the dog can neither talk nor read, so he shoots the dog. When he gets home, his father is all excited. "Where's Fido? I just can't wait to see him talk and read something!" "Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. This morning, when I got out of the shower, Fido was in the living room kicking back in the recliner, reading the morning paper, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and asked: "Is your daddy still cheating on your mama and messin' around with that cute little redhead next door?" The father says, "I hope you SHOT that damn dog". "I sure did, Dad! I sure did" !! "That' s my boy!"

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
    Join Date
    Jun 2002
    Location
    Over here!
    Posts
    19,631
    awww poor doggie...

  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
    tralalala's Avatar The Almighty
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Posts
    6,396
    Bloody great!!

  4. Funny S**t   -   #4
    lol!! shoot it shoot it

  5. Funny S**t   -   #5
    Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Melbourne, Australia
    Posts
    25
    LOL!!11 funny one

  6. Funny S**t   -   #6
    maebach's Avatar Team FST Captain
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    burlington, Ontario
    Posts
    5,341
    pretty good. I was wondering how he'd get out of a mes like that.

  7. Funny S**t   -   #7
    Wolfmight's Avatar Poster BT Rep: +1
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Location
    Location: Location:
    Posts
    5,873
    Wow, trading the dog for money. Good thing the dad wasn't too bright, hah!

  8. Funny S**t   -   #8
    oh yeh!

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •