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    My wife recently took the kids to York,they were having a look around when one of the tour guides came over and started explaining that Guy Fawkes was christened there,my kids started asking questions,the tour guide started explaining stuff to them,he then says to my kids
    "are you squeemish"
    to which my six year old daughter replies
    "No,I,m English"
    Classic
    Last edited by Gripper; 08-11-2005 at 01:12 PM.

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    the six year olds round here say: "you got 'ny fags?"
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    i knew a kid who said ickle so i kicked him in the face so he had a reason not to say his T's

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate
    the six year olds round here say: "you got 'ny fags?"
    Yeah round here to, but I like to treat mine like humans rather than kicking them out the door like a stray dog,had to much of that shit when I was growing up

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    At a teachers meeting at school I took my little guy to the washroom , used the urinal and after comming out he yells mommy, Daddy just peed in the sink .

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    Quote Originally Posted by gripper103.2
    My wife recently took the kids to York,they were having a look around when one of the tour guides came over and started explaining that Guy Fawkes was christened there,my kids started asking questions,the tour guide started explaining stuff to them,he then says to my kids
    "are you squeemish"
    to which my six year old daughter replies
    "No,I,m English"
    Classic
    what is squeemish?

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    Quote Originally Posted by {I}{K}{E}
    Quote Originally Posted by gripper103.2
    My wife recently took the kids to York,they were having a look around when one of the tour guides came over and started explaining that Guy Fawkes was christened there,my kids started asking questions,the tour guide started explaining stuff to them,he then says to my kids
    "are you squeemish"
    to which my six year old daughter replies
    "No,I,m English"
    Classic
    what is squeemish?
    It's what happens to people who ask too many questions.

    A mix of squashed, creamed, mashed, pished (on).
    It's an educational thing.

    As in "that'll teach them to be squeamish".
    Last edited by lynx; 08-11-2005 at 02:12 PM.
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    thnx lynx

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    my kiddie don't say so much yet...but he definetly is trying to formulate something of genuis proportions

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    Quote Originally Posted by {I}{K}{E}
    Quote Originally Posted by gripper103.2
    My wife recently took the kids to York,they were having a look around when one of the tour guides came over and started explaining that Guy Fawkes was christened there,my kids started asking questions,the tour guide started explaining stuff to them,he then says to my kids
    "are you squeemish"
    to which my six year old daughter replies
    "No,I,m English"
    Classic
    what is squeemish?
    Squeamish

    Though I do like Lynx's answer

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