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    Quote Originally Posted by Peerzy
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    Did you eyes start to bleed
    I just felt overwhelming sadness when he said that apostrophes suck
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    Makes you wonder if life is worth living doesn't it


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    Yup.

    I could have coped if it was a hyphen or a semi-colon ... but not an apostrophe
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    be sure to spray your resume with Lynx. Spray more, get more. so i'm told
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    Quote Originally Posted by peat moss
    Do you have the name of the person doing the interveiw ? Its impressive if you direct it to him or her . And it looks like you researched the company .
    hell I don't even know the name of the company
    s'ok though, I gotta guy on the inside

    oh and as for the 'sex' checkbox...I just put 'it fails every time'


    Last edited by fkdup74; 08-12-2005 at 12:58 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fkdup74
    s'ok though, I gotta guy on the inside
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fkdup74
    Quote Originally Posted by peat moss
    Do you have the name of the person doing the interveiw ? Its impressive if you direct it to him or her . And it looks like you researched the company .
    hell I don't even know the name of the company
    s'ok though, I gotta guy on the inside

    oh and as for the 'sex' checkbox...I just put 'it fails every time'


    research works. find competitors, history, companies it owns or is owned by. If they call for an interview, get in a fukin suit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by fkdup74
    s'ok though, I gotta guy on the inside
    meh.

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    pwned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maebach
    get in a fukin suit.
    Of the birthday type or the leather and straps one?
    Cause I really need to maximize my chances. :mankerism:

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