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    brotherdoobie's Avatar Long live Hissyfit BT Rep: +1
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    An eighty year old man offered to put his foot up my ass,because in his opinion I exited the entrance of the gas station.

    He reminded me that he served in WW II...and it would be nothing
    for him to do so.

    I reminded him that, 75% of soilders in WW II never fired their weapons.
    He called me a hippy.

    Peace bd

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    manker's Avatar effendi
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    Hippies are well known for being terrible drivers

    Quote Originally Posted by BD
    75% of soilders in WW II never fired their weapons.
    Wow, I never knew that before.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
    I reminded him that, 75% of soilders in WW II never fired their weapons.
    What if he had been one of the 25%?

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    Didn't every 80 year old serve in world war II ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa
    Didn't every 80 year old serve in world war II ?
    Unless they were French...

    Peace bd

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    Why were you exiting the entrance?

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    Jon L. Obscene's Avatar Canadain potatoes!!!
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    If you were in the uk you could have reminded him that 95% of drivers over 60 have never actually taken a test and that they were given a liscence to help with the war effort.
    Fucking hate bad drivers...especially those who think they're a good driver, being a biker I know only too well about bad drivers considering I've hit 3 this year already who pulled out in front of me...I mean I'm on a v-twin 1100cc chrome covered bike which is loud and I always have my lights on...how the FUCK can you not see me?.or hear me for that matter, (no baffles )

    Yes I suffer from road rage.

    Jonno

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
    Yes I suffer from road rage.
    Headaches too, I wouldn't wonder.
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    Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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    Jon L. Obscene's Avatar Canadain potatoes!!!
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    No not really, just rage

    Jonno

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    here, most gastations have double lane entrances and exits...so you can choose either side! Just make sure you stay to the right.

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