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    MaaxHimself's Avatar ‡ Borat Sagdiyev ‡ BT Rep: +9BT Rep +9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gripper View Post
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    mulder wears high heels like the girly man he is
    Oi feck off,wearing girlie shoes is a cheap easy way to build up your calf muscles,every red blooded man knows this.
    Or you could go to the gym like a normal straight person.

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    Yeah 'cos everyone knows that gay people don't go to the gym.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    im looking for a a normal straight persons gym

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Yeah 'cos everyone knows that gay people don't go to the gym.

    Gym people are just really friendly.




    -bd

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Yeah 'cos everyone knows that gay people don't go to the gym.
    Really, I wasn't aware of that.

    How do the gays keep their trim physique and six packs then. Like that fella out of Right Says Fred. He looks like he works out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chip Monk View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Yeah 'cos everyone knows that gay people don't go to the gym.
    Really, I wasn't aware of that.

    How do the gays keep their trim physique and six packs then. Like that fella out of Right Says Fred. He looks like he works out.
    I think its the injections of sperm that do it,anal administered obviously.

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Right so let me think this thro.

    If the gay is slim then he's a taker, unprotected. However if he is a giver, or a receiver who demands wearing of the contraceptions then likely to be fat.

    So what's a "wide receiver".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chip Monk View Post
    Right so let me think this thro.

    If the gay is slim then he's a taker, unprotected. However if he is a giver, or a receiver who demands wearing of the contraceptions then likely to be fat.

    So what's a "wide receiver".
    He's a receiver who demands wearing of the contraception.

    That was riddle-tastic, mate.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Perhaps it's a recipient gay who is a wee bit cunning.

    That only really works if you know what "wide" means in these parts.

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