No one cares about my spiders!!
Btw, spider count it up to 14 now.
14 spiders, 2 moths and a weird mosquito-like-thing.
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No one cares about my spiders!!
Btw, spider count it up to 14 now.
14 spiders, 2 moths and a weird mosquito-like-thing.
That's the way the potato mashes.
That's the way the pan flashes.
That's the way the market crashes.
That's the way the whip lashes.
That's the way the teeth gnashes.
effendi
You should sleep with your head underneath the duvet. It's important.
Did you know that the average person, living in the UK, consumes 9 whole spiders per year thro' them crawling into your mouth, and then drowning, while the person sleeps.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Broken
Originally Posted by SGG
Dont worry about that, they're probably the rats..
An It Harm None, Do What You Will
Dexter's Apprentice.
http://www.pestproducts.com/spidertrappicture.htm
You need some of these,or a rolled op paper,I sympathize with ya,damn things make me skin crawl even though they are friends,eating nasty bugs an such,sounds like much squishing is called for
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
Died in battle
last time i had an insect infestation, i couldn't kill any of the buggers because i made a promise to my mother, but when my fellow workmates started dying, i had to break that promise start killing them all one by one, starting with the Big Boss' minions at the ice factory, until i reached BB himself
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I can't sleep with my head under the duvet, it's a small duvet and if I cover my head my feet are exposed. THE SPIDERS WILL EAT MY TOES!!!!!!!!! OH NOOOOOOOOOESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Why do I never wake up with spiders in my mouth then?
That's the way the potato mashes.
That's the way the pan flashes.
That's the way the market crashes.
That's the way the whip lashes.
That's the way the teeth gnashes.
Kentish old lady
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The spiders have eaten the board.
Noodle Critic
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They're EVERYWHERE!!!
That's the way the potato mashes.
That's the way the pan flashes.
That's the way the market crashes.
That's the way the whip lashes.
That's the way the teeth gnashes.
effendi
Usually the breathing process draws them into the trachea - that's why people cough in the night. Then they disolve in the enzymes in saliva.I can't sleep with my head under the duvet, it's a small duvet and if I cover my head my feet are exposed. THE SPIDERS WILL EAT MY TOES!!!!!!!!! OH NOOOOOOOOOESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Why do I never wake up with spiders in my mouth then?
Quite harmless, really - unless you're a spider
In all seriousness; yes, they will eat your toes if they're left exposed.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Died in battle
is this a rod, i just did a web search for 'spider sleep myth'Usually the breathing process draws them into the trachea - that's why people cough in the night. Then they disolve in the enzymes in saliva.
Quite harmless, really - unless you're a spider
In all seriousness; yes, they will eat your toes if they're left exposed.
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