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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    He took it too far.

    I might have to go straight for the starfish.

    Tho' his cunning Welsh Ninjaism may have taught him how to deal with that particliar stratagem
    I have heard folk tell of this intrinsically Jockish chicanery. However, I am not sure how to deal with it.


    Answers on a postcard, please
    I had assumed you would be able to deal with the starfish, you are Welshish after awl.

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    what do l33t Mortal Enemy's like the Mankudos & Robert000 have thatmake other members unworthy of No.1?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100%
    what do l33t Mortal Enemy's like the Mankudos & Robert000 have thatmake other members unworthy of No.1?
    manboobs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100%
    what do l33t Mortal Enemy's like the Mankudos & Robert000 have thatmake other members unworthy of No.1?
    Rob the pervy letch is a pervy letch. Normal people don't wanna go down that road



    Altho' you can qualify thro' being a git - as is my favoured mode d'emploi
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100%
    what do l33t Mortal Enemy's like the Mankudos & Robert000 have thatmake other members unworthy of No.1?
    No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no .... Wee Bobby is a V Poor mortal enemy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
    Quote Originally Posted by 100%
    what do l33t Mortal Enemy's like the Mankudos & Robert000 have thatmake other members unworthy of No.1?
    manboobs?
    You have to be special to grow them.

    I tried during the Six Nations this year by drinking loads of beer, but it didn't work
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by 100%
    what do l33t Mortal Enemy's like the Mankudos & Robert000 have thatmake other members unworthy of No.1?
    Rob the pervy letch is a pervy letch. Normal people don't wanna go down that road



    Altho' you can qualify thro' being a git - as is my favoured mode d'emploi
    mangit, as it were.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
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    manboobs?
    You have to be special to grow them.

    I tried during the Six Nations this year by drinking loads of beer, but it didn't work
    That's coz it went straight to your arse.

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    I would consider playing Holmes to your Moriarity, but have yet to see any information pertaining to the salary.
    The advert did not specify hours either.

    If you could flesh out your requirements a smidgen I would be happy to submit a more accurate request for compensation.

    Will we be observing Robert's Rules of Order or the Marquis of Queensbury's?
    Not a deal-breaker really, just idle curiousity.
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    You have to be special to grow them.

    I tried during the Six Nations this year by drinking loads of beer, but it didn't work
    That's coz it went straight to your arse.
    It's a good job I've got my cushy leather upholstered, chrome handled chair (which, as I recall, is slightly superior to your own precisely because of the chrome handlage) to support my rather more lardier arse.
    Last edited by manker; 08-20-2005 at 05:06 PM.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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