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    Santa's Avatar dvhyt5er
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    Jpaul you have absolutly no idea

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    JPaul, you have the testicles of a Major League Baseball player
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    ... and she occasionally is heard to mumble "a chrome bin, a feckin' chrome bin"
    Despite it's phallic appearance, I can assure you it plays no part in any fecking activities that occur in my house*

    *or anywhere else
    You have a chrome penis.

    Clicky to see what a real penis looks like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100%
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    Jpaul you have absolutly no idea
    Ewe r absolutely kirect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate
    JPaul, you have the testicles of a Major League Baseball player
    So, she wasn't using them anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
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    ... and she occasionally is heard to mumble "a chrome bin, a feckin' chrome bin"
    Despite it's phallic appearance, I can assure you it plays no part in any fecking activities that occur in my house*

    *or anywhere else
    You have a chrome penis.
    If I did, I'd give up the clerking about and be a robot porn star.

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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    JPaul, your opinions on ecumenical topics are incorrect. Your views sicken me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Despite it's phallic appearance, I can assure you it plays no part in any fecking activities that occur in my house*

    *or anywhere else
    You have a chrome penis.
    If I did, I'd give up the clerking about and be a robot porn star.

    With SnnY.
    With the rodding you do you would be better being a row boat pr0n star.

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    Jpaul - how could you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate
    JPaul, your opinions on ecumenical topics are incorrect. Your views sicken me.
    Tis' better to have opinions which sicken the unworthy, than to have no opinions and leave them to their inanities.

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