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    Santa's Avatar dvhyt5er
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    Do you have any tips on how to stop a baby from crying?

    There seem to be different types

    1. i want nipple cry
    2. i want more nipple cry
    3. nipple spray too fast cry
    4 i don't want more nipple cry
    5.my stomach feels like crap..cry..burp, puke
    6.i'm bored entertain me cry
    7.your entertainment is boring take me outside cry
    8. my nose is cold cry?
    9 i want nipple cry
    10 and then you have the worst the one where everything is wrong - i call everything sucks cry

    i mean how the fuck are we supposed to decipher this language.
    but when he really really cries
    (which he has recently discovered...(neat trick)
    it is almost impossible to know what he wants - so we try everything.
    -milk, warmth, diaper cleaning, bath, sing, go for walks, visual entertainment, burping techniques,music, bouncy bounce the works
    sometimes it just doesn't help

    any tips?

    Greets confused50%

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    Virtualbody1234's Avatar Forum Star BT Rep: +2
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    The baby is showing you who's boss. That's all.

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    Aww, cute

    Congrats (ya there belated, there still good)

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    shake them?
    try some niquel or some whiskey
    `anyone from Argentina on this board?

    I need your help and if you can help me pM me

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    Quote Originally Posted by muchspl3
    shake them?
    try some niquel or some whiskey
    Now that's just bad advice.

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    My son used to get colic really bad when he was a baby. I would drive him
    around in the car every night, to get him to fall asleep.

    I would run a vacuum cleaner,the shower and put his baby carrier on the
    washer,during the spin cycle...when I couldn't take him for a ride.

    I called his mother at work one night...crying. I begged her to come home!
    The boy owes me.

    Good luck,Zed!

    Peace Paul

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    ur baby is HAWT(cute)

    Good Luck.....

    how long till the baby comes on fst i hope the first word is piracy
    Last edited by Spicker; 08-26-2005 at 04:51 AM.

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    These work pretty well.


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    try grabbing and shaking it

    (for God's sake that's meant as irony, don't fucking do it)
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    "In romania,we eat the baby"

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