You need these
http://www.billybobpacifiers.com/
You need these
http://www.billybobpacifiers.com/
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
Car rides alway's worked for me, by the time you get the little bugger strapped in he'll fall aspleep. Or a walk with the stroller works too.
Another trick its to rest him on your knee's on his tummy , while watching tv and rock him to sleep. When he's older buy a little baby swing works every time . Don't listen to that old wifes tale that you can over feed a baby either , if he's hungry feed him.
Last edited by peat moss; 08-26-2005 at 12:57 PM.
you're an expertOriginally Posted by peat moss
Expert ? No all three kids trained me well !
sell him on the black market.
"In Soviet Russia, baby eats you!"Originally Posted by Robs
Ohhhhhhhhh 100%.........he is such a little cutey!
I remember that crying and feeling so helpless in understanding what the little one is needing.
Keep talking to him in a calm soothing manner and try not to get tense, because he will sense this and it tends to make them tenser. (easier said than done, I know!)
You will do fine.
all your replies - it got pretty desperate the other night - he doesn't cry often but the other night nothing worked
and the more you let him the more he rulesOriginally Posted by Virtualbody1234
as in la life
however in this case it is great to let him
but at a certain point he will have to learn you dont get everything for a simple cry
at this stage it is vital he gets enough of everything - 3 weeks old....
what have you done in the last 3 weeks?
never too late for a compliment ; )Originally Posted by TheCanuk
yeas i read up on the shaking thing - they say a even small jerk is enough to break the arteries in the neck, so he slowly gets lack of blood... i'm not to certain it would help with screaming of him, the wife, the ambulance, the family and your conciousness...Originally Posted by muchspl3
whisky does have a soothing effect on me although the mama's milk seems to totally drug him down for a while but not always
nice advice - i heard about colic sounds like hell - 50% definetly doesn't have this(yet...), just occasional baots its very frustrating.Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
I noticed that movement makes baby pass out - his mama thinks the baby either wants Nipple or coziness - i think he needs visual and physical entertainment - sun through trees & reflection on the sea are his favs at the moment - tv is totally uninteresting...
i didn't quite get that - i should tape to him my vacuum cleaner behind the car through a shower of rain and then put him in for spin cycle?
The mother is all - she is the source - the nipple - the dad is mere functional side attraction - but there will be plenty of time later.
he is the hawtESTOriginally Posted by Spicker
He is constantly trying to say something, formulate it and im sure it is something only dolphins with iq of 45389565 understand - in the meantime he has said "pfffffffffffirraaaaaaaahhhhhhcccccyyyyyyyyyyysssssss" thru his ass
Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
this also
are you talking about masturbation?Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate
seems like a sustainable solutionOriginally Posted by Robs
those are brilliant if i find one in a shop ill definetly get one - just to embaress the mother- wtf is up with trying to make your baby fashionable? when all he is beyond fashion or stigmata.Originally Posted by gripper103.2
where trying to avoid Nipple substitution...which has side effects
my brother used put his finger in his babies mouth to suck on - he says he regrets it now
we no car have - but stroller works, he definetly doesn't like public transport (industrial noise) carrying him is exllent - in the iranian shop i placed him on the cashiers fruit - it became a big event - if he had been tomatoes he would have cost 55rupeesOriginally Posted by peat moss
will try tummy trick
at this stage i agree he needs to eat
they also say if you let him cry too long alone he becomes "isolated".. probably quaizy true - but isolated could also mean independent
My parents where my bros & sis immmediatly in seperate room in crib, would only come if the crying was too long.
The older generation had a whole different set of rules - alot stricter
you will too beOriginally Posted by maebach
although his kids aint pro star football yet..
fuk yeah its friday night, 4 phone calls people telling me to come out - massive opeing hawt us art party and what did i do - clean house, dishes,hoover,wash,hang clothes,make dinner,comfort la mamma,take 50% for 2 walks,wipe ass - i think its a good training - life is just begining - there are always parties travel etcOriginally Posted by peat moss
will he cry less on the black market? if so does his price go up or down?Originally Posted by GepperRankins
actually - Babies throught the entire world are united in one thingOriginally Posted by TheCanuk
THEY EAT
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Thank you beautiful words - although he does sometimes look at me suspiciously as if he knows everything. So easy to forget the purety.Originally Posted by Everose
Thanks for replies
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