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Thread: When will the Katrina/New Orleans jokes begin?

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    peat moss's Avatar Software Farmer BT Rep: +15BT Rep +15BT Rep +15
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    Roe vs. Wade

    Q: What is George W. Bush's position on Roe vs. Wade?

    A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.

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    Busyman's Avatar Use Logic Or STFU!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by peat moss
    Roe vs. Wade

    Q: What is George W. Bush's position on Roe vs. Wade?

    A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.


    That's the best one I've heard thus far.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    A barman in New Orleans says thimgs are returning to normal,as some of his customers are drifting back in

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    An It Harm None, Do What You Will

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    George Bush proudly shows off his mullet

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you
    caused by a hurricane with severe flooding.

    This is a flood of biblical proportions.

    You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught
    in the middle of this epic disaster.

    The situation is nearly hopeless.

    You're trying to shoot career-making photos.

    There are houses and people swirling around you...some disappearing under the water.

    Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.

    Suddenly you see a man floundering in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris.

    You move closer...somehow the man looks familiar.

    You suddenly realize who it is.



    It's George W. Bush!

    At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him
    under...

    Forever.



    You have the two options:

    1 You can save the life of G.W.Bush,

    or

    2 You can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the
    death of one of the world's most powerful men.



    So here's the question, and please give an honest answer:








































    Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?

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    Colour, obviously.

    You can also get Black and White later from the colour, however you will never get a decent Colour Image from Black and White film

    An It Harm None, Do What You Will

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    good observation there
    for the sake of practicality of course

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