Urban Dead

**Spider_dude** · 09-18-2005, 04:13 PM

i died when zombies ate my face

**DarthInsinuate** · 09-18-2005, 07:32 PM

oops

**DarthInsinuate** · 09-22-2005, 12:47 AM

I just punched Keanu Reeves' head, whilst shouting: "That's for Point Break"

**Cheese** · 09-22-2005, 05:06 PM

My characters:

McHesh is hiding in a mall in Gulsonside, he is level 4 at the moment and his hobbies include healing zombies for experience points and spraypainting amusing graffiti.

Angus Thermopyle is a level 5 zombie, his favourite trick is to enter a building with lots of humans in and say "Mrh?" (this is the universal sign for asking for a revive) then he will eat someone with his remaining AP's. Meanwhile all the do-gooders will try to revive him instead of killing him, this tactic will be even more fun when I get Brain Rot.

Carlito is a level 7 soldier, he likes to kill things with his axe. One day he hopes to own a shotgun.

My girlfriend has a character called Inigo Montoya that just runs into buildings shouts, "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die." Then hits someone (usually the toughest person in the building) for 1 point of damage before running off.

**DarthInsinuate** · 09-22-2005, 07:38 PM

Jack Public - Hits things with his axe, usually people he can make a glib remark at before running away.

DarthInsinuate - used up all his bullets trying to shoot someone with a stupid name. jumped out a window twice, after forgetting what happened the first time. Now enjoys smashing barricades because it's impossible to level up since there are no bullets around

**Cheese** · 09-23-2005, 01:01 AM

My favourite group: The Petorians

Sample operation quote:

At a pre-arranged signal, timed the the very nanosecond by Professor Humphrey L. Steinbergenstein (the eminent Jewish psychologist), the Petorians instantly became ninjas. The known death count of this operation was fifty hojillion, but they were all mean people so nobody minded. The post-mission debriefing was a fun time had by all, with plenty of cake and biscuits for everyone.