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    From family guy,
    "Chris, everything I say is a lie!...except that, and that, and that, and that....................
    (infinitely repeats so that he can grab a correction that's impossible to reach)

    "Since we will always stay in the same time warp no matter what, I'll go back in time and slap myself...I'll go back in time and slap myself...I'll go back in time and slap myself...I'll go back in time and slap myself..............................
    (You go back and find there are literally trillions of clones of yourself that keep growing in numbers!!! You yourself suffocate due to no space around you I suppose.)... hehe time travel is weird in this way. Time travel is a paradox producer itself" This is merely a theory...but it does make sense in a way.

    "I'll never say never"
    (you just said it twice, so now someone must shoot you...hehe paradox)

    "A'int a'int a word"
    (How did you just use it? Just used it twice and probably understand it's meaning too! paradox)

    Alright, here's a very powerful one:

    "Everything has a creator before it right? Yes, one must create another... one can only be available if created by another... Another is also created by another before it and so on... If one must always have a creator before it, then who's the very first creator?"
    Paradox right?...well, we are still here!!! Somehow, even though these rules are broken! We still exist! ... this is why most people believe in a god. , but...even almighty himself must have a father? Yet , his father too. With all these broken laws, maybe the system of time and space is corrupt? No, maybe it's just incomprehensible to every single human brain? Yes.......... these will probably always remain the greatest paradox of all time!

    Infinitely is a paradox itself...nothing is infinite, time causes change. Time, Space, Matter, Infinitely, and many more. All paradoxes when it comes to their beginnings...because the very "first" of the creators cannot be explained...

    Who is the very very very very......(infinite).........first creator?
    ^ Paradox of all time!



    edit: Now there's questions...practically infinite questions, but there are some things that apeare to be everlasting right now. We really don't know. Time can't just "be" here. Same goes for Mass, Space, Matter, and many other things. Their boundaries of human knowledge. That's the one real answer for now. There "has" to be more outside space. Dimensions? just another little detail of the same "1rst creator paradox".
    Last edited by Wolfmight; 09-05-2005 at 06:56 AM.

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    "Nothing is infinite."

    How can nothing be infinite. If we know that there are things, then we know that there are places where nothing does not exist. Therefore there is a limit to nothingness, therefore nothing is not infinite.

    Nothing may be very big, but it is not infinite.

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    ''i love you''

    this is a paradox as i dont. or maybe its called a lie. whatever ....
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    everything begins with e

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    the mind boggles
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    Quote Originally Posted by gemby!
    ''i love you''

    this is a paradox as i dont. or maybe its called a lie. whatever ....
    Isle of Ewe.

    Just off the Cardiff coast.

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    no i live in london. L O N D O N.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gemby!
    no i live in london. L O N D O N.

    People don't live in L O N D O N, they exist.

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    umm, the mind boggles ?
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    umm... everything you know is wrong?

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