Weird being a lazy bum

[Jon L. Obscene]

Cooooool, now you gotta get fat and stop shaving

And eat chicken at 3am every night then wonder why you got a bad tummy

Jonno

[DarthInsinuate]

i've updated your wikipedia article a bit J-Lo

Jonnopedia

[Gemby!]

i dont want to be hairy man plus im veggie ....can we make it whatever is in the fridge at 3am ?

[Jon L. Obscene]

@Darth..... my sisters name isn't Eugene and I think she'd beat the shit out of you for writing that.......which would be fun to watch

@Gems.... Ohhh you don't have to be hairy, you can shave it and no, at 3am it HAS to be chicken, if you bye Birdseye chicken it's pretty much vegetarian cos there's fuck all meat in it

Jonno

[Gemby!]

quorn ?

[Jon L. Obscene]

I think you'll find it's spelt "Korn" and they were crap

Jonno

[Spider_dude]

This article is being considered for deletion in accordance with Wikipedia's deletion policy.

[Jon L. Obscene]

You're weird

Jonno

[peat moss]

I hear someones sisters need some gardening done , take your laundry over kill two birds with one stone .

[Jon L. Obscene]

erm............wtf is laundry?

Ohhhhhh you mean like dirty clothes? nah feck dat, my clothes come to me when I call them

Jonno