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    Jon L. Obscene's Avatar Canadain potatoes!!!
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    BO and foot odour is coming along quite nicely now, I'm nearly ready to head off down to the bookies to join my fellow loafers in an afternoon of shouting at a 14" tv and playing video roulette while backing horses with 3 legs or less (cue SD's pic) at 20p each way

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    Do you ever go to the pub? That's what I'd do if I was off work for a while and bored.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Jon L. Obscene's Avatar Canadain potatoes!!!
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    Unfortunately the pubs round here like you to pay for beer

    Nearly 3 a fucking pint too
    Stella 2.96!!! wtf??

    I spose I could just go and talk to strangers and see if someone will buy me drinks, I'll have to find my old trench coat and piss on it to make it smell better, get I could plead poverty

    Oooooo idea, I could do card tricks to con people out of money

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    Stella's 2.55 in my local, while Carlsberg is 1.95

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    Jon L. Obscene's Avatar Canadain potatoes!!!
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    I guess the only good thing about my local is the old pool table that you put your coins in, push it halfway to release the balls then take your coins back out

    Ooooo I spose I could check out the empty barrels out the back

    Wonder how much white spirit is nowadays

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
    Unfortunately the pubs round here like you to pay for beer

    Nearly 3 a fucking pint too
    Stella 2.96!!! wtf??

    I spose I could just go and talk to strangers and see if someone will buy me drinks, I'll have to find my old trench coat and piss on it to make it smell better, get I could plead poverty

    Oooooo idea, I could do card tricks to con people out of money

    Jonno
    Even if you were a bit skint, you could still hang around with your mates. I didn't mean to walk into a pub full of strangers

    Kronenbourg is about 2.30 here, fecking bargain
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB
    Stella's 2.55 in my local, while Carlsberg is 1.95
    Your local is quality, Carling is only 1.50

    Duno what possessed me to buy that tho'
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    Jon L. Obscene's Avatar Canadain potatoes!!!
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    Mates??

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Your local is quality, Carling is only 1.50

    Duno what possessed me to buy that tho'
    Its 1.50 for a reason, I did warn you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonno
    Mates??
    Have some of mine. I'd suggest the ones with the green motif - no special reason for that

    Last edited by manker; 09-07-2005 at 11:44 AM.
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