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    Gripper's Avatar Dexter's Apprentice.
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    why the feck kids hang towels up on the floor,don't put the cap back on the toothpaste and don't flush the feckin loo

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Jon L. Obscene's Avatar Canadain potatoes!!!
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    You calling me a kid?

    Towels belong on the floor otherwise no one will pick them up.
    Cap left off toothpaste otherwise you have to keep taking it off.
    Toilet left unflushed to save water and wear and tear on the handle.

    Anglian water have actually recommended that you only flush after every 5 No.1's or after a No.2 Niiiiiiiice

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    It's too hard to hang towels

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    Jon L. Obscene's Avatar Canadain potatoes!!!
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    Thats the best time to hang them

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    Quote Originally Posted by gripper103.2
    why the feck kids hang towels up on the floor,don't put the cap back on the toothpaste and don't flush the feckin loo
    They haven't had the spirit knocked out of them by meaningless chores perpetuated by leaders of the rat race in order that exuberence never supercedes duty.

    Only then will they see such things as important
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
    Toilet left unflushed to save water and wear and tear on the handle.

    Anglian water have actually recommended that you only flush after every 5 No.1's or after a No.2 Niiiiiiiice
    Might as well dig a hole in the ground and do in it.

    And we're supposed to be the smelly ones?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guillaume
    And we're supposed to be the smelly ones?
    The French are smelly
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Jon L. Obscene's Avatar Canadain potatoes!!!
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    You are, we send it all to you across teh channel........which funny enough you named a perfume after

    "this is a crazy FRORG!.......do do dadade do do da da de do do di da da daaaaaaaaaaa bodom bom bom"

    Jonno

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    There is a perfume called La Manche
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Jon L. Obscene's Avatar Canadain potatoes!!!
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    erm.........ok

    I don't get it I like odure de twolet smells like shit tho

    Jonno

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