Top 10 Reasons

[NikkiD]

Top Ten Reasons Why Canada Will Not Join the USA in the War on Iraq

10. We have no way of getting there.
9. We're too busy at home with the maple syrup season.
8. Iraqis don't drink Labatt's beer.
7. Saddam's name pronounced backwards is "Mad Ass". We'll stay away from him.
6. There is only limited potential for sales of Canadian bacon in Iraq after the war.
5. Our Sea King helicopter was damaged and needs repairs.
4. Celine Dion can't sing to the troops because she has a contract in Las Vegas.
3. The rivers in Iraq are too shallow for our war canoes.
2. Our army is needed at home in case of another snow storm in Toronto.

And the Number 1 Reason Why Canada Will Not Join the USA in the War on Iraq

1. HELLO! HOCKEY PLAYOFFS ARE STARTING!

[The Wise Man]

Iraqis don't drink Labatt's beer.

What's that got to do with the war?

[Acecool]

no raids?

[j2k4]

Originally posted by NikkiD@13 April 2003 - 22:45
Top Ten Reasons Why Canada Will Not Join the USA in the War on Iraq

10. We have no way of getting there.
9. We're too busy at home with the maple syrup season.
8. Iraqis don't drink Labatt's beer.
7. Saddam's name pronounced backwards is "Mad Ass". We'll stay away from him.
6. There is only limited potential for sales of Canadian bacon in Iraq after the war.
5. Our Sea King helicopter was damaged and needs repairs.
4. Celine Dion can't sing to the troops because she has a contract in Las Vegas.
3. The rivers in Iraq are too shallow for our war canoes.
2. Our army is needed at home in case of another snow storm in Toronto.

And the Number 1 Reason Why Canada Will Not Join the USA in the War on Iraq

1. HELLO! HOCKEY PLAYOFFS ARE STARTING!

10. C'mon, we'll take you with us.
9. We know it's a labor intensive endeavor, but we only want to take YOU. Surely YOU can be spared?
8. They'll grow to love Labatt's, as all sane people must-all it takes is time.
7. Saddam (or Mad Ass) is now a non-threat; his ass "status" is no longer important.
6. There will never be a market for Canadian bacon in Iraq: Islam.
5. Like we said-come with us; we've got plenty of room.
4. Celine Dion can sing to the troops in Iraq without leaving Vegas, though it may be necessary that she face east to do so.
3. The rivers are deep enough for even a heavily loaded war canoe.
2. No snow beyond occasional flurries is expected.
1. YOU'RE RIGHT, AND THAT'S WHY I'M NOT GOING EITHER!!