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[Cheese]

Ah so you did'nt read this bit of my post then?

and second if you helped someone get it after walking out of their own free will

What you're talking about amounts to unfair dissmissal.

In fact, given what I've read about your situation (the countless threads that bore sane people rigid) I would be fairly confident of getting you onto benefits. And I bet you'd take it as well, this not getting help from the government is a sad macho thing insecure blokes say. You'd snap that money up in a heartbeat.

No actually I would'nt, not because I'm macho or any such crap, but because I don't want anyone to pay my bills and feed me, I'm independant.
If I had a family it might be different, but as I am I will look after myself
I also know I could fight for a claim, I also know I could look into unfair dissmissal, but I don't want to.

The scam thing is a bit low considering you claim to be a builder. The biggest scam/scum artists of all time.

Ah I see, so you watch an awful lot of tv then.
Sorry mate, I've never scammed anyone, I've always been honest and most of the time saved people money by telling them about jobs they do not need doing or can be fixed rather than replaced.
Try getting your facts right before making wild acusations

It certainly is a child's wage. But is an ideal job for teenagers to get experience, for students to help them through uni and for older people to supplement the main income of the household. Exactly why were you working for pittance all this time?

I worked for a pittance because I enjoyed my job, I looked forward to going to work. To me if I enjoy the job I don't mind working for £6 per hour
I prefer happiness over financial gain while possible.

As you have aptly proven yourself incapable of working at even the basic level of retail I think it would be unwise for you to think about pursuing a career in shop management. I mean, your business sense isn't up to much if you can be ripped off so easily. Personally, I like the basic nature of my job because I have more pressing concerns with my studies.

Erm......did I say I was pursuing a career in management? what I was actually saying is the job I done was that of a manager, I left cos I fell out with my boss, and he fucked the place up, takings down by more than half compared to when me and another staff member were running it. no other reason.

I have a uniform but my boss is quite understanding about my need to not wear it.

Awww you should wear it, you'd look cute in a little red pinny with a name tag
"Hello I'm Cheese and I'll be your checkout assistant today"
It's all to add that personal touch

Jonno

After having read that nonsense I can now safely say that:

- You know nothing of employment law. Which shouldn't trouble you too much with a life of unemployment beckoning. However you stunning lack of knowledge of the benefits system will lead to a life of sleeping rough, drinking white cider and smelling badly. So you've had some practise on the last two things, eh?

- You think being obtuse is a good discussion tactic.

- That you have trouble remembering your own lies. Suddenly you were the manager of this little shop you claim to have worked in? Come on, admit it, you're exaggerating your role aren't you? Yes, you are.

- You have a thing for men in uniforms.

[manker]

I'm the non-executive manager of this forum.

[Jon L. Obscene]

- You know nothing of employment law. Which shouldn't trouble you too much with a life of unemployment beckoning.

So someone who walks out of their own free will is entitled to benefits?
I think I could prove you wrong there

- You think being obtuse is a good discussion tactic.

I'll thank you to note I am a reletively normal shape

- That you have trouble remembering your own lies. Suddenly you were the manager of this little shop you claim to have worked in? Come on, admit it, you're exaggerating your role aren't you? Yes, you are.

Lets see, I used to program the tils, order the goods, negotiate deals with suppliers, work out hours/wages for staff, make paper bills for customers who have not paid and chase them up, organize the refit of the shop......no I don't think I'm exagerating at all actually

- You have a thing for men in uniforms.

Yes thats true especially white coats

Jonno

[Cheese]

I'm the non-executive manager of this forum.

I single-handedly run my shop doing 26 hour shifts 8 times a week. I do the wages, the ordering, stock rotation, banking, security and make the pasties. All this and we don't have a kettle.

I accrue one minute of holiday time for every decade I work and if I take time off sick I am put down (in an ol'yella type way). I have a name badge but no shirt so I have to pierce the pin through my chest.

[Cheese]

So someone who walks out of their own free will is entitled to benefits?
I think I could prove you wrong there

I have claimed it in the past myself when I have left employment of my own free will to go to college. So come on prove me wrong.

[manker]

I'm the non-executive manager of this forum.

I single-handedly run my shop doing 26 hour shifts 8 times a week. I do the wages, the ordering, stock rotation, banking, security and make the pasties. All this and we don't have a kettle.

I accrue one minute of holiday time for every decade I work and if I take time off sick I am put down (in an ol'yella type way). I have a name badge but no shirt so I have to pierce the pin through my chest.

Real

Did you notice the three smug smilies just now, DanB would be turning in his grave if he was dead.

[manker]

So someone who walks out of their own free will is entitled to benefits?
I think I could prove you wrong there

I have claimed it in the past myself when I have left employment of my own free will to go to college. So come on prove me wrong.

If I had a boss, which I do not, and he or she made me perform sexual favours on their mother before I got paid. Then I'd walk out of that job.

This would be of my own free will, just as if I stayed at the job because I liked doing it.

Given the circumstances, should I deem that sexual favours to a miwltf was entirely unacceptable, then I would be entitled to benefit.

Someone prove me wrong.

[Cheese]

I have claimed it in the past myself when I have left employment of my own free will to go to college. So come on prove me wrong.

If I had a boss, which I do not, and he or she made me perform sexual favours on their mother before I got paid. Then I'd walk out of that job.

This would be of my own free will, just as if I stayed at the job because I liked doing it.

Given the circumstances, should I deem that sexual favours to a miwltf was entirely unacceptable, then I would be entitled to benefit.

Someone prove me wrong.

If you had been hired as a gigolo to the manager's mother then maybe you'd be in trouble. You'd also be living in Holland, most likely the fictional depiction in Rob Scheider's European Gigolo.

[Jon L. Obscene]

I have claimed it in the past myself when I have left employment of my own free will to go to college. So come on prove me wrong.

Who said anything about giong to college?
I said leaving of your own free will, not leaving to go to college.

I single-handedly run my shop doing 26 hour shifts 8 times a week. I do the wages, the ordering, stock rotation, banking, security and make the pasties. All this and we don't have a kettle.

I accrue one minute of holiday time for every decade I work and if I take time off sick I am put down (in an ol'yella type way). I have a name badge but no shirt so I have to pierce the pin through my chest.

Thats actually quite funny for a monkey
I'm impressed, no really I am.

I especially like the way you're now just avoiding questions and points to simply take teh piss, big congratulations to you

Cheese ftw

Jonno

[Busyman]

I am glad we don't have universal healthcare.

If you are able bodied and don't want to work (or not at least are trying to get work), you should rot.

edit:thanks Jonno