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[Cheese]

Nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrdddddddd!!!!!!!!!!

You is teh dork

You should try that thing on police academy 5, write DORK accross your chest in sunscreen, then nyou will be correctly labled

Rock on big Cheese man

Jonno

Edit: Oh btw, yes I've stooped to lower levels than dickface but I really don't give a fuck I'm in quite a good mood, having a good day, the sun is shinning and I feel teh love
Which means I ain't gonna try to be diplomatic and crap so as not to upset,I'm gonna be me..... Cheese?......you is a twat, sorry but you are, I don't give a shit what you think of me or my posts, stop being a dork, wake up and smell what you shovel at people.

Oh and smile cos it's a beautiful day

I'm sure your good mood will fade when you sober up and remember who you are. Sucks to be you.

[Jon L. Obscene]

Sober up from what? I don't drink, my man

Anyway, I got some more important things to do than talk to a smelly lump of stale cheese

I'll bbl with some more interesting topics

Jonno

[Cheese]

Sober up from what? I don't drink, my man

Anyway, I got some more important things to do than talk to a smelly lump of stale cheese

I'll bbl with some more interesting topics

Jonno

Alcoholism is a disease, denial is not the answer. Funny how you assume I meant drink when referring to sobering up. But I digress...

Have a pleasant evening, and be careful near heavy machinery. No, really.

[Jon L. Obscene]

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sobering

Pray tell me what number 1 says dear twat boy

And yes I'm having a pleasant evening, safe in the knowledge I'm not a twat who went to university and all of a sudden thought he was better than everyone else
Is nice being me

Jonno

[Cheese]

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sobering

Pray tell me what number 1 says dear twat boy

And yes I'm having a pleasant evening, safe in the knowledge I'm not a twat who went to university and all of a sudden thought he was better than everyone else
Is nice being me

Jonno

Why would a dictionary definition from a dubious site define what context I was using the word in? You do understand how language works? That words can carry more than one meaning, ffs I even informed you that I was using it in a different context. Getting me to read a dictionary entry won't ever change what I meant.

There is no sudden realization that I'm a better person than attention whores like yourself, that's been something I've always known. Well, at least I've made you think about some of your posts recently (in as much as you are capable of coherent thought) and kept you confined to one thread.

Good luck job-hunting btw, I understand that working in a shop proved too difficult for you (can't imagine how all those teenagers/old dears do this obviously demanding job), hopefully you'll find something that you are capable of.

Well, off I go then. To collect my wages from my highly demanding retail job and then off to study at uni, how do I do it all?

[sArA]

Handbags at dawn!!!


I love this place

[Jon L. Obscene]

Why would a dictionary definition from a dubious site define what context I was using the word in? You do understand how language works? That words can carry more than one meaning, ffs I even informed you that I was using it in a different context. Getting me to read a dictionary entry won't ever change what I meant.

There is no sudden realization that I'm a better person than attention whores like yourself, that's been something I've always known. Well, at least I've made you think about some of your posts recently (in as much as you are capable of coherent thought) and kept you confined to one thread.

Thats true, I did'nt post last night and fuck me what happend?.........1 or 2 posts per hour, funny that huh.

Good luck job-hunting btw, I understand that working in a shop proved too difficult for you (can't imagine how all those teenagers/old dears do this obviously demanding job), hopefully you'll find something that you are capable of.

Thank you, thats very kind of you, I'm sure I will find something I can do, maybe a paper round
Or maybe I'll go back to manual labour..........Oh wait, should I give you a google link to that? I'm not sure if you'd know what that is being a pen pusher and all, hang on, I don't wanna confuse you....... Here you go that should help you understand, it's where you actually have to work, as oposed to getting your money tax free or living off the tax that others pay, you also may get your hands dirty so it's probably not for a soft handed lad like you, you might get blisters or a splinter Stick to the paper stuff

Well, off I go then. To collect my wages from my highly demanding retail job and then off to study at uni, how do I do it all?

Yup, you have a good day, the sun is shinning here, it's 12pm and I'm only just up, had a good long nights sleep and I'm gonna sit about today relaxing and decide what I want to do in a little while.........enjoy your day of work and studying

Jonno

[Cheese]

Thats true, I did'nt post last night and fuck me what happend?.........1 or 2 posts per hour, funny that huh.

Good luck job-hunting btw, I understand that working in a shop proved too difficult for you (can't imagine how all those teenagers/old dears do this obviously demanding job), hopefully you'll find something that you are capable of.

Thank you, thats very kind of you, I'm sure I will find something I can do, maybe a paper round
Or maybe I'll go back to manual labour..........Oh wait, should I give you a google link to that? I'm not sure if you'd know what that is being a pen pusher and all, hang on, I don't wanna confuse you....... Here you go that should help you understand, it's where you actually have to work, as oposed to getting your money tax free or living off the tax that others pay, you also may get your hands dirty so it's probably not for a soft handed lad like you, you might get blisters or a splinter Stick to the paper stuff

Well, off I go then. To collect my wages from my highly demanding retail job and then off to study at uni, how do I do it all?

Yup, you have a good day, the sun is shinning here, it's 12pm and I'm only just up, had a good long nights sleep and I'm gonna sit about today relaxing and decide what I want to do in a little while.........enjoy your day of work and studying

Jonno

Erm, I do pay tax through my job. You know, the exact same type of job you found too difficult and had to quit. So really I should go into manual labour if anyone as I have a proven track record of being able to do even simple jobs whereas you balk at the pressure of one of the easiest jobs going round.

In fact, I would hazard to say that I have probably done more heavy labour jobs in my past work history than you given the fact that I would never quit a job because it was "too hard" or the boss was a big fat meany. Actually, come to think of it I'm probably more qualified to talk about heavy labour than you.

So you relax mate, you obviously need it what with being crap and all. Don't worry, my taxes will pay for your housing benefit and JSA if that paper round job doesn't pan out.

[Jon L. Obscene]

Ah good afternoon sir

You have more heavy labour hours than me huh? sorry mate picking up shit with a litter picker and carrying a new pad of paper to an office does'nt really count

And you don't have to worry about jsa or anything, you obviously don't know much about employment law etc, you're not entitled to claim if you walk out duh

What kind of shop do you work in? what do you sell?........paper?.....pens?.....toilet tissue?

Jonno

[Cheese]

And you don't have to worry about jsa or anything, you obviously don't know much about employment law etc, you're not entitled to claim if you walk out duh

Well, you can if you're clever enough which obviously excludes you. One of my "pen-pusher" jobs was working as an advisor to people having problems getting their JSA. I have, in the past, managed to get people their benefits despite quitting* or being fired. Sometimes it takes a little effort, so not for the work-shy like yourself who pretends he once worked in heavy labour.

What kind of shop do you work in? what do you sell?........paper?.....pens?.....toilet tissue?

Didn't you used to work in a paper shop until the pressure got to you. What was the problem? Too much counting involved on the tills? Working out Best Before Dates gave you headaches?

Spar, btw.


*Hell, in fact I left my job at Fairey Industrial Ceramics** to go back to college and was able to claim.

** Heavy labour job btw. Very heavy.