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[manker]

There is too much Jebus pwnage in this thread for me to properly comprehend.

[Cheese]

There is too much Jebus pwnage in this thread for me to properly comprehend.

I am getting pwned

[Jon L. Obscene]

Well, you can if you're clever enough which obviously excludes you. One of my "pen-pusher" jobs was working as an advisor to people having problems getting their JSA. I have, in the past, managed to get people their benefits despite quitting or being fired. Sometimes it takes a little effort, so not for the work-shy like yourself who pretends he once worked in heavy labour.

Ok first if you're fired you ARE entitled to jsa, not if you walked out, and second if you helped someone get it after walking out of their own free will then you are just adding to the increasing cost of benefit spoungers, also that would be fraud.
I simply wont claim it because I make my own way in this world, I don't want help from the goverment, that way I can stay proud that I look after myself
So in effect you help people scam money off the tax payer? bet you're popular amoungst the workers then.

Didn't you used to work in a paper shop until the pressure got to you. What was the problem? Too much counting involved on the tills? Working out Best Before Dates gave you headaches?

Yeah thats right, cept it was'nt the counting that gave me headaches.......it was the mouldy cheese made me wanna puke.
Also the money is a bit low for my liking, having now thought about it it's a childs wage really.

Spar, btw.

Ah the good old Spar shop, burst onto our roads and into our garages.
So you just put stuff on shelves and take money? yeah I thought about a job in a managed shop like that but I preffered one where I could decided what to price stuff at and make descisions that will make a higher profit etc
Spar is just a bit too Tescofied for my liking........heh you got one of those little red uniforms?

Jonno

[manker]

There is too much Jebus pwnage in this thread for me to properly comprehend.

I am getting pwned

Entirely. You'd have to be a mentalist to take a contrary view.

Nah, I wanted to write Jebus pwnage of a two legged dog but somehow got distracted by Barbie rodding me in Sportsworld.

The git.

[Jon L. Obscene]

Manker please stay out of this thread, it's for stubbourne assholes only.

You are in teh wrong class of asshole to be in here with us shop/ex-shop wor.....loafers

btw, rodded by a girl AND the village idiot in the same day? you's slipping mate

Jonno

[manker]

I'm going to reply to the cricket thread each time the roddage thread in SportsWorld is bumped.

[Cheese]

Ok first if you're fired you ARE entitled to jsa, not if you walked out, and second if you helped someone get it after walking out of their own free will then you are just adding to the increasing cost of benefit spoungers, also that would be fraud.
I simply wont claim it because I make my own way in this world, I don't want help from the goverment, that way I can stay proud that I look after myself
So in effect you help people scam money off the tax payer? bet you're popular amoungst the workers then.

If a person has been forced into a position where they have no choice to leave then I see no reason for them not to be allowed to claim benefits. In fact the JSA sees it pretty much this way as well. Unfortunately, with your narrow mindedness you only see things in black and white so are unable to comprehend that there are people who leave jobs for differing reasons. Remember, they're not all work shy like you.

In fact, given what I've read about your situation (the countless threads that bore sane people rigid) I would be fairly confident of getting you onto benefits. And I bet you'd take it as well, this not getting help from the government is a sad macho thing insecure blokes say. You'd snap that money up in a heartbeat.

The scam thing is a bit low considering you claim to be a builder. The biggest scam/scum artists of all time.

Yeah thats right, cept it was'nt the counting that gave me headaches.......it was the mouldy cheese made me wanna puke.
Also the money is a bit low for my liking, having now thought about it it's a childs wage really.

It certainly is a child's wage. But is an ideal job for teenagers to get experience, for students to help them through uni and for older people to supplement the main income of the household. Exactly why were you working for pittance all this time?

Ah the good old Spar shop, burst onto our roads and into our garages.
So you just put stuff on shelves and take money? yeah I thought about a job in a managed shop like that but I preffered one where I could decided what to price stuff at and make descisions that will make a higher profit etc
Spar is just a bit too Tescofied for my liking........heh you got one of those little red uniforms?

As you have aptly proven yourself incapable of working at even the basic level of retail I think it would be unwise for you to think about pursuing a career in shop management. I mean, your business sense isn't up to much if you can be ripped off so easily. Personally, I like the basic nature of my job because I have more pressing concerns with my studies.

I have a uniform but my boss is quite understanding about my need to not wear it.

[Barbarossa]

I'm going to reply to the cricket thread each time the roddage thread in SportsWorld is bumped.

It was beautiful in it's simplicity.

I could tell you were already a bit riled up, just me sprinkling in a national pride issue was like red rag to a bull...

Class!

I missed Jonno's on you, but his feeble attempt to rod me by calling me a girl was pathetic...

[manker]

There's always tomorrow

[Jon L. Obscene]

If a person has been forced into a position where they have no choice to leave then I see no reason for them not to be allowed to claim benefits. In fact the JSA sees it pretty much this way as well. Unfortunately, with your narrow mindedness you only see things in black and white so are unable to comprehend that there are people who leave jobs for differing reasons. Remember, they're not all work shy like you.

Ah so you did'nt read this bit of my post then?

and second if you helped someone get it after walking out of their own free will

What you're talking about amounts to unfair dissmissal.

In fact, given what I've read about your situation (the countless threads that bore sane people rigid) I would be fairly confident of getting you onto benefits. And I bet you'd take it as well, this not getting help from the government is a sad macho thing insecure blokes say. You'd snap that money up in a heartbeat.

No actually I would'nt, not because I'm macho or any such crap, but because I don't want anyone to pay my bills and feed me, I'm independant.
If I had a family it might be different, but as I am I will look after myself
I also know I could fight for a claim, I also know I could look into unfair dissmissal, but I don't want to.

The scam thing is a bit low considering you claim to be a builder. The biggest scam/scum artists of all time.

Ah I see, so you watch an awful lot of tv then.
Sorry mate, I've never scammed anyone, I've always been honest and most of the time saved people money by telling them about jobs they do not need doing or can be fixed rather than replaced.
Try getting your facts right before making wild acusations

It certainly is a child's wage. But is an ideal job for teenagers to get experience, for students to help them through uni and for older people to supplement the main income of the household. Exactly why were you working for pittance all this time?

I worked for a pittance because I enjoyed my job, I looked forward to going to work. To me if I enjoy the job I don't mind working for £6 per hour
I prefer happiness over financial gain while possible.

As you have aptly proven yourself incapable of working at even the basic level of retail I think it would be unwise for you to think about pursuing a career in shop management. I mean, your business sense isn't up to much if you can be ripped off so easily. Personally, I like the basic nature of my job because I have more pressing concerns with my studies.

Erm......did I say I was pursuing a career in management? what I was actually saying is the job I done was that of a manager, I left cos I fell out with my boss, and he fucked the place up, takings down by more than half compared to when me and another staff member were running it. no other reason.

I have a uniform but my boss is quite understanding about my need to not wear it.

Awww you should wear it, you'd look cute in a little red pinny with a name tag
"Hello I'm Cheese and I'll be your checkout assistant today"
It's all to add that personal touch

Jonno