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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Dumb Texas Laws

    When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
    A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.
    It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
    You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.
    It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
    It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
    It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
    A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
    It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer.
    The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hippychick
    It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
    Ok. Just go up to the third floor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hippychick
    It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
    I guess I better stop before I go to the pokey.

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    Some funny ones here:

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