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    I found out recently what it REALLY means. Is it really all that innocent?

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    Q. Why do bagpipers walk as they play?


    A. They're trying to get away from the noise.

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    Obviously no one cottoned on to this one.

    I heard bagpiping involves a man putting his member in the armpit of his partner. And, well, proceeding.

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    So who makes the annoying wailing droning sound?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa
    So who makes the annoying wailing droning sound?
    Some blokes from Scotland I think.

    Or the women receiving the........bagpiping itself

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    Hmmm, I don't know much about this, so I've found a course to enroll on:

    http://ces.egfl.net/programme/prog02...tegory=evening

    Course Title: Bagpiping For Beginners

    Entry requirements: For complete beginners of the chanter or those with little experience who would like to enhance their finger technique before progressing to bagpipes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy_billy_bats
    Obviously no one cottoned on to this one.

    I heard bagpiping involves a man putting his member in the armpit of his partner. And, well, proceeding.

    Either that... or...

    http://www.encyclopedia-of-sex.com/d...rticle831.html

    Bagpiping (verb)
    The act of performing fellatio whilst sticking your thumb up the guys anus.
    Make sure you know what you're gonna get before you ask for it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy_billy_bats
    Obviously no one cottoned on to this one.

    I heard bagpiping involves a man putting his member in the armpit of his partner. And, well, proceeding.
    This goes nicely with your hot dinner thread.

    What have you been up to since returning to Belfast
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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