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  1. 09-13-2005, 08:18 PM #1
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    I'd like to say that they mysteriously appeared in the kitchen but me Mam bought them for us from Tescos. They look like brown paper bags but I expect they're made out of asbestos or something.

    You put a sandwich into them, pop it in the toaster and it makes a toasted sandwich without fannying about with the grill. Apparently, you can also cook oven chips, fishfingers and salmon fillets in a toaster using these magic bags.

    No washing up or anything! Why weren't these invented when I was a student
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    i'm fairly sure a whole sandwich wouldn't fit in a toaster
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    I had a tuna and cheese one about 10 minutes ago
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    i'm gonna go eat some Marmite, possibly with bread
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate
    i'm fairly sure a whole sandwich wouldn't fit in a toaster
    A lot of toasters can take very thick slices now and are self adjusting

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gripper103.2
    Quote Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate
    i'm fairly sure a whole sandwich wouldn't fit in a toaster
    A lot of toasters can take very thick slices now and are self adjusting
    On t'label it says you may have to squish the sarnie a bit if your toaster doesn't adjust or owt - or words to that effect.
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    chips in a toaster might be kewl
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    http://www.toastabags.com/recipes.html Recipes
    http://www.pamperedchef.com/our_prod...productId=8739 Cool shit

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
    chips in a toaster might be kewl
    Fish fingers also sound hawt.

    Don't think I'm going to need the oven anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Fish fingers also sound hawt.
    shouldn't that be "feel hawt"
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