Originally Posted by
JPaul
BARRY BEELZEBUB
The views of Mr Beelzebub are purely personal and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the Editor or staff of this newspaper, of anyone not surprised that Lulu's sudden health crisis ("I must get my cholesterol down to 4-something") coincides with an advertising contract for low-cholesterol drinks, of anyone who hasn't yet voted to remove the odious Maxwell from the Big Brother House, or of anyone who fell the TV advert and bought a packet of Toastbags. They don't work, trust me. You'll spend the next week fiddling around with a fork trying to get cheese, mustard, horse and pickle out of the bottom of your toaster.
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