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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    oops

    I checked into a hotel on a business trip recently and was a bit
    lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in
    phone
    booths when your calling for a cab.

    I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself
    Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all
    the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long
    graceful legs all the way up to her butt. You know the kind. So I'm
    in my room and figure, what the heck, I'll give her a call.

    "Hello?" the woman says. God she sounded sexy.

    "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my
    room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in
    town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot,
    and
    I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it,
    we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of
    tricks.
    We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover
    me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now,
    how does thatsound?"

    She says, "That sounds fantastic, but sir, for an outside line you
    need to
    press 9." ____________________________

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    lmao!!!



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  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
    zacspeed's Avatar Pheasant plucker
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    So, did he fuck her then instead?

  4. Funny S**t   -   #4
    rofl...

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