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  1. 09-17-2005, 03:40 PM #1
    JPaul
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    I am currently making a pizza for the chaps.

    The box has a "serving suggestion" which is basically to put the pizza on a plate.

    Fecking marvelous, where do they get the ideas.

    Do you think it would be OK if I cut the pizza into arcs, or should I stick with it the way they suggest.

    Old Joke

    Pizza Purveyor - Do you want that pizza sliced mate.

    Pizza Purchaser - Yes please, that would be nice.

    Pizza Purveyor - Six slices or eight.

    Pizza Purchaser - Better make it six, I could never eat eight.

    Both turn to face camera.

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  3. 09-17-2005, 03:47 PM Lounge   -   #2
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    Ok then....
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  5. 09-17-2005, 04:02 PM Lounge   -   #3
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    You want to get a few of those Toastabags™©.

    Serving suggestion - on a bit of kitchen roll, saves the washing up when teh missus is out and aboot.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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  7. 09-17-2005, 04:03 PM Lounge   -   #4
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    Disclaimer: The serving suggestion relates to the toasted sandwich rather than the actual Toastabags™©.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.
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  9. 09-17-2005, 04:11 PM Lounge   -   #5
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    BARRY BEELZEBUB
    The views of Mr Beelzebub are purely personal and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the Editor or staff of this newspaper, of anyone not surprised that Lulu's sudden health crisis ("I must get my cholesterol down to 4-something") coincides with an advertising contract for low-cholesterol drinks, of anyone who hasn't yet voted to remove the odious Maxwell from the Big Brother House, or of anyone who fell the TV advert and bought a packet of Toastbags. They don't work, trust me. You'll spend the next week fiddling around with a fork trying to get cheese, mustard, horse and pickle out of the bottom of your toaster.
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  11. 09-17-2005, 04:15 PM Lounge   -   #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    BARRY BEELZEBUB
    The views of Mr Beelzebub are purely personal and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the Editor or staff of this newspaper, of anyone not surprised that Lulu's sudden health crisis ("I must get my cholesterol down to 4-something") coincides with an advertising contract for low-cholesterol drinks, of anyone who hasn't yet voted to remove the odious Maxwell from the Big Brother House, or of anyone who fell the TV advert and bought a packet of Toastbags. They don't work, trust me. You'll spend the next week fiddling around with a fork trying to get cheese, mustard, horse and pickle out of the bottom of your toaster.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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  13. 09-17-2005, 04:15 PM Lounge   -   #7
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    The triangle cut on a pizza is based on the findings of Pythagoras and Pi and should not be mocked with.

    Last edited by 15%; 09-17-2005 at 04:28 PM.
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  17. 09-17-2005, 04:36 PM Lounge   -   #9
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    Gissa pizza pi

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