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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    The UK Newspapers for The Beginner

    The Times is read by the people who run the country

    The Daily Mirror is read by the people who think they run the country

    The Guardian is read by the people who think they ought to run the country

    The Morning Star is read by the people who think the country ought to be run by another country

    The Independent is read by the people who do not know who runs the country but they are sure they are doing it wrong

    The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country

    The Financial Times is read by the people who own the country

    The Daily Express is read by the people who think that this country ought to be run as it used to be

    The Daily Telegraph is read by the people who still think it is their country

    The Sun is read by people who don't care who runs the country providing she has big tits!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hippychick
    The Sun is read by people who don't care who runs the country providing she has big tits!
    Amen.

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    Te funniest thing is that Hippychick has no idea what these newspapers are... and she's spot on.

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