It`s national talk like a pirate day again.

**Jon L. Obscene** · 09-19-2005, 06:41 PM

I say hows about a wee joke ta liven things up.......what say you

Why are pirates called pirates?

cos they Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Gotta love that joke

Jonno :pirate:

**Mathea** · 09-19-2005, 07:13 PM

heard about the new pirate movie?

its rated arrrrrrrrrrrrr

theres only so many of these jokes you can tell

**Rat Faced** · 09-19-2005, 07:37 PM

Thank God

**Mathea** · 09-19-2005, 07:49 PM

what did the hitchiking pirate say when a car pulled over?

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr u goin my way?

**Rat Faced** · 09-19-2005, 07:51 PM

If your in the Library again, you have no excuse...

There MUST be joke books in there..

**Mathea** · 09-19-2005, 07:56 PM

/me cant get a membership tp the library to take out books

**Rat Faced** · 09-19-2005, 08:11 PM

Bloody 3rd world country..

Google is your friend

http://www.dirtyjokesinc.com/jokes-pirate_jokes-p1.htm

**Vargas** · 09-19-2005, 08:18 PM

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

(We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.)

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.
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