If you feel lonely and really have no one to chat with....
talk to iGOD
If you feel lonely and really have no one to chat with....
talk to iGOD
Hmmm...
Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Lucifer
God:
It's good to meet you, Lucifer.
Me:
You didn't say that when you cast me out of paradise, you fucker
God:
OK. " that when you cast me out of paradise you fucker".
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No! It was garbage!
God:
Which part are you confused about? How did you feel about that?
Me:
I feel fine now that I know God is a retard!
God:
What is that feeling like? Glad to hear it, Lucifer. Why now? How do you know? I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a retard.
Me:
... and a schizo
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
That lumpy thing on the end of giant sarms?
God:
" What is giant sand? " lumpy thing on the end of giant sarms ? I understand.
Me:
Like HELL you do!
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
No shit, sherlock!
God:
Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
It's a computer. No-one can type that fast. God is a computer. great.
God:
So you think I am a machine. What characteristics made you think so? That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a computer. I'm glad you liked it Lucifer.
Me:
Goodbye, metalmind.
God:
Adios.
Me: yo, G
God: I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me: sorry, blesphemy is teh roxc00rz
God: There is no need to apologize. I think blesphemy is a lot of things.
Me: your puncuation needs work, you used a comma and a full stop :shock:
God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am puncuation needs work me used a comma and a full stop shock.
Me: are you trying to rod me? that would be harsh, i can barely compete with Jonno's roddage
God: No I am not trying to rod you. I'm sorry you got that impression. Makes sense to me.
Me: okay i'm bored, you're boring, can you send a meteor, poste haste?
God: Yeah okay, Maybe you could exercise.
Me: i'm not going to run
God: Where will you go instead?
Me: there's no where to go, it's a frickin' meteor
God: Has there ever been where to go it is a frickin meteor?
Me: you're worse than Internet.news
God: Thanks for telling me that I am worse than Intrnet news.
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omfg. i owned god
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
The Dave
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
i said teh not the, i'm sure of iot
God:
What did you mean by it? How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
t*
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
t*
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
what would you worry about?
God:
It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
Me:
what do you worry about?
God:
Worry is a human emotion.
Me:
and you're a human creation
he hasn't replied
I love this!
Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Barbarossa
God:
What's up, Barbarossa.
Me:
Don't you know? I thought you were God.
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now. Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
Did he get sand up his arse?
God:
Suppose he did.
Me:
Oh.
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
You're excused.pwned!Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
I know!
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I am God
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, god.
Me:
I'm not your friend, you are an imposter.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not my friend I am an imposter.
Me:
I'm glad we got that straight
God:Yes I am happy too, god.
Me:
You'd better change your name then. How about "Bob"
God:
Who else would better change my name ? How about it.
Me:
I think it suits you
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
Your new name, Bob.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Good.
God:
Next question?
Me:
Why did you make it so we piss out of the same organ we fuck with?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
But why? Design-wise, it's a shambles!
God:
" Myself programmed me for it."? Why? Aren't all shambles Design wise it?
Me:
I think you're done.
God:
You think I am done.
Me:
Goodbye, Bob.
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
Goodbye.
God:
Goodbye.
Last edited by Barbarossa; 09-21-2005 at 12:03 PM.
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
polly poo pants
God:
Hi there polly poo pants.
Me:
i pooped in my pants
God:
Thanks for the information: polly said pooped in his or her pants.
Me:
will you clean me?
God:
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. "it" being pooped in your pants?
Me:
i'm siiting my own feces. i think we're there
God:
Do you mean your name is siiting your own feces. Do you think I am there too?
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
i'm confused
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
you
God:
" What is it that confuses you?"? Me, polly ?
Me:
yep
God:
Ugh.
Me:
yep x2
God:
I see. Do you still pooped in your pants?
Me:
yep
God:
Alright then.
Me:
cool c ya
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Last edited by Skizo; 09-21-2005 at 11:57 AM.
yo
lol, god owned you
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this thing knows how to wind people upMe:
my dinner's ready
God:
Do robots have dinner s ready?
Me:
no. robots don't eat
God:
Are you serious? Do you know any robots who eat? I eat wine and bread.
Me:
listen dick, i was trying to be subtle in saying i don't want to talk to you
God:
I am listening to you. When was this exactly?
Me:
NOW! YOU'RE FUCKING ANNOYING, and i think you should leave
God:
Right now, GepperRankins ? I will tell my botmaster you said I am ANNOYING and you think me should leave.
Me:
yeah, and?
God:
Great. But...
Me:
smart arse
God:
Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, GepperRankins.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye.
Me:
cya
God:
TTYL, GepperRankins.
Me:
please don't
God:
Thank you for your request. OK I will not.
oh great, a bot made me feel guilty
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