Me:
Can you see what I'm doing right now?
God:
At this moment I'm not sure if I can see it or not.
Me:
Thats what my wife tells me.
God:
How long have you been married?
Me:
Far too long.
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Have you?
God:
Yes I have.
Me:
During the flood, or to visit a gay bar? I hear the gay bars are excellent there.
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself? Who is saying the gay bars are excellent there ?
Me:
Jonno...do you know him?
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Sure I know that guy really well.
Me:
How well?
God:
How much do you think it is?
Is that a rhetorical question? I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Yes...and yes.
God:
That's alright. But...
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Do you want to take this outside?
God:
OK, I will take this outside.
Me:
You won't smite my testicles...will you?
God:
What makes you think that I won't smite your testicles. I haven't made a decision.
Me:
Make up your mind before we step outside.
God:
Interesting. That could take a long time.
Me:
Scared ?
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