Saturday

[j2k4]

How can you be in such a state, when we've been here all day waiting to entertain you and relieve you of your pique?

You have? I should have came here sooner.
Instead I sat through "Dead and Dying", which is the the biggest pile of inconsistent vomit I've ever had the mispleasure of viewing.

Hope all is well on your side of the picket fence, J2.
Livin' the dream.

Oy.

Nothing worse than cinematic vomit of variable viscosity.

Things on this side of the fence are not too bad at all, apart from the grass needing mowing.

Odd that I don't even dream of something better; too steeped in reality, I suppose.

[missie]

Oy.

Hey! I'm teh punk arond 'ere.


You've restored a little of my faith in love and compassion, gawd bless reality on that account. I hopes your grass keeps growing.

I, in the meantime, shall carry on watching tragic films til my eyes start to bleed.
(ahem, Vin Diesel, cough, Pitch Black)

[j2k4]

Oy.

Hey! I'm teh punk arond 'ere.


You've restored a little of my faith in love and compassion, gawd bless reality on that account. I hopes your grass keeps growing.

I, in the meantime, shall carry on watching tragic films til my eyes start to bleed.
(ahem, Vin Diesel, cough, Pitch Black)

Do you mean films about tragedies, or just tragically bad films?

I hope your blood clots well...

[missie]

Pure pants films.
So bad, I want to guage my eyeballs with a hawt spoon and then pour bleach into the sockets. Although if this was intended by the directors, they have done a grand job.


My blood clots surprisingly well, tanksyou.

[j2k4]

Pure pants films.
So bad, I want to guage my eyeballs with a hawt spoon and then pour bleach into the sockets. Although if this was intended by the directors, they have done a grand job.


My blood clots surprisingly well, tanksyou.

For what reason this raging cinematic self-flagellation?

BTW-Congratulations on your clotting.

'Tis a blessing, up to a point.

[missie]

I've just watched far too many crusty films lately.
That's why I intend on renting out Blood Gnomes next time.


I also have a severe dislike for Jeremy Paxman at the moment.
Gawd, I hate him so much it hurts.

[Santa]

I have no clue who theese people you speak about are
So I have no clue of what to reply

[missie]

Lucky choo, he invades my telly whenever he damn well wants.
I tink it's the bald spot he tries to cover up, I hate the most about him.
Although, he does pish me off in everyway possible.


Argh, now I'm gonna have nightmares.

[Santa]

Yes sounds just like Jonas Baltimore

[Guillaume]

I've just watched far too many crusty films lately.
That's why I intend on renting out Blood Gnomes next time.


I also have a severe dislike for Jeremy Paxman at the moment.
Gawd, I hate him so much it hurts.

Try to find Grapes of death or anything else by Jean Rollin (some of his movies have been translated to English.)
You won't find anything crustier.