Things To Ponder

[Leech_Killer]

# If practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, why practice?

# What cruel person put an "s" in "Lisp?

# If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is a fog horn made out of?

# If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

# Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

# Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?

# Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

# Did Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

# What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

# What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?

# If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

# Since the British throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers?

# Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

# Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

# Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?

# Why is the alphabet in that order?

# What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way.

# Do fish get cramps after eating?

# How come abbreviated is such a long word?

# Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

# Why is there only one Monopolies commission?

# Why do scientists call it "re"search when looking for something new?

# Tell a man that there are 400 Billion stars and he'll believe you, Tell him a bench has wet paint and he still has to touch it!

# Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients BUT dish washing liquid contains real lemons?

# How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

# Why buy a product that takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?

# Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?

# What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

# If, instead of talking to your plants, you yelled at them, would they still grow, only be troubled and insecure?

# When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

# Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? (Sorry WeeMouse)

# What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

# Why do they report power outages on TV?

# Is it possible to be totally partial?

# After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

# How can there be self-help "groups"?

# If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?

# When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?

# Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

[BROCKSTER]

pondering

[zacspeed]

B)

What happens when an un-stoppable force meets an imovable object?

How does the guy who drives the snow-plough get to work in a morning?

WE NEED ANSWERS!!!!!

[WeeMouse]

[QUOTEWhy isn't there mouse-flavored cat food[/QUOTE]



:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

You are a sick sick sick person!!!!

But if you give me cheese i will forgive you!

[Leech_Killer]

Sorry, here you are then, though it looks like you've already been at it.

[WeeMouse]

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ


Thank you


Mouse worships the Killer of Leeches

I still want a drooling smillie