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    missie's Avatar yeeehaw
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    I lasted 38 seconds last time.

    How's about choo?

    I used to be a flier, now I ramble.
    Hey you kids, never suck all the juice out of a tractor.

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    Santa's Avatar dvhyt5er
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    I don't tend to hang a stopwatch in my toilet
    is this a new fad from ikea?

    but personally i give it the time it needs
    cause with guys a stressed piss has side effects (see origins of : graffitti)

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    38 seconds of diddlin' is all? what are you, becoming a man?

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    missie's Avatar yeeehaw
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    i either sing, or count how many seconds i'm trapped in there for.
    the more you drink, the less you piddle.

    I used to be a flier, now I ramble.
    Hey you kids, never suck all the juice out of a tractor.

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    Santa's Avatar dvhyt5er
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    for me its not really piddling, well ok towards the end it sort of piddles then even driples but before all that it is more of a gush

    i only count the seconds when im holding my breath in some :diseasedrottinganaldripplingsmelling: public toilet

    btw i doubt i will ever have a conversation on this topic in realife
    Last edited by 15%; 09-25-2005 at 01:50 AM.

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    missie's Avatar yeeehaw
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    13 secs.

    I used to be a flier, now I ramble.
    Hey you kids, never suck all the juice out of a tractor.

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    Santa's Avatar dvhyt5er
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    missie attempts the world record in fastest pidling

    please standby for new attempts - expected every 16 minutes

    wtf are you drinking - batteryfluid?

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    brotherdoobie's Avatar Long live Hissyfit BT Rep: +1
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    I just pissed myself sitting here. Do I win?

    Peace bd

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    Santa's Avatar dvhyt5er
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    depends...
    speed X time + liquid amount / spread of liquid in pants - enjoyment = ?

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    missie's Avatar yeeehaw
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    Quote Originally Posted by 100%
    wtf are you drinking - batteryfluid?
    Red Square Voddy and Cherry Choke.
    Although, I may move onto battery fluid when the coke runs dry.

    I used to be a flier, now I ramble.
    Hey you kids, never suck all the juice out of a tractor.

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