Kentish old lady
BT Rep: +8
Well, as long as it doesn't run away with your wallet...Originally Posted by gripper103.2
Yeah it runs up to you,kicks you in the nuts,then when you bend over in agony it shoots up your nose and infects you.Until now I hadn't realised how fierce the English strain of the flu was.
No cold yet, but my right shoulder and neck are quite stiff and painful. I'm creaking like an octogenarian when the weather changes.
effendi
Proper lager, at last!I've got 2 cold medicinal cans of Grolsch instead Busy, they're on special for 79p in the shop at the end of the road
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Smoke weed everyday
I've got green but it hurts to smokeMe too
I'm getting green laters, no rockies tonight.
You know the only way to get rid of manflu is by eating curry in the bath, while humming the tune to Benny Hill over n over.
though a good hot Brandy works too.
I'm having meat feast pizza smothered in hot pepper sauce, and by the way i'm sweating its bound to do me good :flamebreathingsmilie:
Manker at 79p for a pint can it can't be sniffed at
there is no god
Danb lives in the Uk with a social health system...he is just showing off that he can catch as many colds as he wants without having to consult an accountant first.
it’s an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.
en(un)lightened
Ah.Danb lives in the Uk with a social health system...he is just showing off that he can catch as many colds as he wants without having to consult an accountant first.
Hadn't thought of that.
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
Poster
I've been wearing my surgical mask to university so I don't catch Fresher's Flu. Comes in an attractive Chav colouring, though it makes me look like an Asian female...
Kentish old lady
BT Rep: +8
No hotlinking allowed, Dave.
Smoke weed everyday
Today my cough is less frequesnt but when it strikes I cough up loads of shit
And today I feel like a zombie, totally exhausted and frail
there is no god
Is there a blockage at the other end causing blow back thenToday my cough is less frequesnt but when it strikes I cough up loads of shit
it’s an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.
Dexter's Apprentice.
WowToday my cough is less frequesnt but when it strikes I cough up loads of shit
And today I feel like a zombie, totally exhausted and frail
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
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