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Thread: Kal-el Coppola Cage.

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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    Great name!

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    Superman's stage name
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Poor kid.

    His wimp parents should have named it Zod!

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    at least Kevin Smith was a tad more creative when he named Harley Quinn
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate
    at least Kevin Smith was a tad more creative when he named Harley Quinn
    *cough*PaulDininamedHarleyQuinn*cough*

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    no, Kevin Smith named Harley Quinn
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    Dumb.

    I think old Nic has taken a few too many 'ludes while reading too many comic books.

    There's a girl in this town whose mother named her Angel.

    Middle name is Dust.

    Her Mom's in prison.

    The girl is already in-and-out of jail.

    You shouldn't fuck up a kid's life indulging your own lack of inhibition.

    Utterly stupid.

    Good thing he's a Coppola-Cage, huh?

    He'd get his ass beat every day in public school.
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Superman's stage name
    Its actually super man's real Kryptonian name..
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    it's dumb, i agree, but they will just end up calling him cal anyway


    sending fiery missiles in manker's japan's general direction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MediaSlayer
    it's dumb, i agree, but they will just end up calling him cal anyway
    But then it would all be for naught.

    Somehow I think Cage will ensure his kid suffers properly.

    Funny...he goes by Cage 'cuz he "doesn't want to be known as a Coppola and profit thereby" (ha!), then he makes fucking sure everyone knows Francis Ford Coppola is his Uncle.

    He follows this by saddling his progeny with both names.

    Well, hey-he's a flippin' movie star...the kid is only his son.
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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