My train seat for your vote

[Busyman]

j2 would give up his seat because 'A gentleman will always aid a lady, period'.

However, the rest of us would stare with incredulity at the able-bodied woman, demeaning herself in this pitiful way.

Well, I would anyway - with one eyebrow raised in a quizzical manner.

Busyman would probably do it for a blow-job.

Hey..if she's wants to give me a blow-job for giving up my seat...so be it.

[JPaul]

If they have a valid reason fine,

One assumes then that you are the person who decides if their reason is valid.

You - What is your reason for remaining seated.

Them - Insert reason

You - Sorry, that is not a valid reason, please move.

Them - OK, my bad

You - Quite alright, you'll know for the future.

[JPaul]

Busyman would probably do it for a blow-job.

Hey..if she's wants to give me a blow-job for giving up my seat...so be it.

You would accept anal penetration to get a blow job

[Busyman]

I get quite annoyed on trains when people have their bags on seats and then people have to stand because there's nowhere to sit... I quite often ask if I can sit there in those circumstances.. (unless the person has really bad B.O. )

I'd probably move there shit...after asking nicely of course.

I ride the train everyday and it's a motherfucker.

I used to give my seat up ALL THE TIME for a female now I never do it unless it's wifey (we ride together).

What happens is I walk ahead her to get our seats and stick my bag in the seat beside me to save it for her. Well, yesterday I did just that and there was a female that just missed the seat (as I stuck my bag there) and she asked was I saving the seat for someone. I answered yes and the my lady came and I gave here the seat.......since the female didn't act like an asshole though, I gave up my seat to her..

Normally though, I don't give up a seat unless it's for the elderly/disabled/pregnant group.

I get the younger knuckleheads that try to take up 2 seats and shit and I say excuse me and they fucking move. Other people on the train just stand up like they're afraid to ask them.

There was only one time I had to tell this knucklehead to move his fucking leg so I could sit down. After I sat down, all the other riders sat there looking at me while nodding their heads.

Another time I actually pushed this fella out the train.......twice. (it was stopped of course) after it was already packed like sardines and tried squeeze in at the expense of me. I yelled, "I told you it's fucking full!!". When he first tried get on I told him he wasn't going to make it. I was the wrong one to try and push in.

I also have a habit of bumping people out the way when they don't let me out of the train. Wtf is it they don't understand? Let people get off the motherfucker before you get on. I'll bump a lady if she doesn't move (just a nudge). Tbh woman are the worst as far as rudeness. Young girls are next. Older fellas last.

[manker]

Can't be arsed with the tags so no quote.

Vid, how would you know if they had a valid reason, you said that you'd ask them to move and publically shame them if they refused. The valid reason may not be visible to a cursory glance.

My point stands that they shouldn't be made to feel they have to share their valid reason, since it may be potentially embarrasing, on your whim.

Physically moving them wasn't what I said, I said you'd be a tosser for attempting a public shaming due to a refusal when you had no clue as to the reason why.

Which you would be.


The last point was more a joke than anything. I doubt even the most obstreperous teenager would give you a thrashing for babbling at them on a bus.





Btw, I replied because I'm not that far out of my teens myself, and tried to be respectful to my elders at that time - I didn't like it when I got lumped in with those that weren't when old people decided to go on a 'Youth of today - they don't know they're born' rant.

I try to refrain from stereotyping teenagers. Most are pretty cool.

[vidcc]

@ manker

You are setting up hypothetical situations and it seems making assumptions as to how I would react. Every situation is different. I apologise for making a general statement and will in future try to write a 50 page essay covering every conceivable possibility

Disclaimer:

This post has been written to be brief. no responsibility can be accepted for any missed possibilities. This does not mean that the author is unaware of other possibilities or that other possibilities have been ignored. Any similarity between points raised in this post to any other point raised by others is purely coincidental.

[Busyman]

Hey..if she's wants to give me a blow-job for giving up my seat...so be it.

You would accept anal penetration to get a blow job

RIF

EDIT: HAHA seat does not = ass

[DanB]

fuck them, they should get on the train earlier, some of us have to battle on the bus with 300 schoolkids

[GepperRankins]

good point, they should get on the train earlier

[DanB]

The last point was more a joke than anything. I doubt even the most obstreperous teenager would give you a thrashing for babbling at them on a bus.

you obviously missed the story in the national press where some normal man asked some knobber to stop throwing chips at his girlfriend and the other passengers on the bus who got stabbed and killed for his troubles?