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    JPaul's Avatar Fat Secret Agent
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    Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by
    saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

    "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

    His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the
    President sits, head in hands.

    Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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    maebach's Avatar Team FST Captain
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    heard that before but still good

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by
    saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

    "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

    His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the
    President sits, head in hands.

    Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"


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    Busyman's Avatar Use Logic Or STFU!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by
    saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

    "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

    His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the
    President sits, head in hands.

    Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
    Good one
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    DanB's Avatar Smoke weed everyday
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    got that email yesterday

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    j2k4's Avatar en(un)lightened
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    Yeah, it's funny



























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    DanB's Avatar Smoke weed everyday
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    j2k4's Avatar en(un)lightened
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    Okay, I take it back.

    It's not funny...Whatever floats your boat, pal.
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